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The OLD man Payton beat Tom Brady again
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Why did Tony Romo cross the road? A: To get to the hospital on the other side!
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Tony Romo told his receivers? A: It went over their heads. Q: Why can't Tony Romo use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: Why are the Dallas Cowboys like Hillary Clinton? A: Both have Bills to push around.

Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Only two, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, and they are both retired.
Q: What did the Giants say to the Cowboys? A: Look at my Super bowl Ring
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: What's the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt and Jerry Jones? A: Jones cut off his own Johnson.
Q: What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? A: The Cowboys both suck.
Q: How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in New Yorks shadow!
Q: What can the Dallas Cowboys and their cheerleaders do together but not apart? A: Score.
Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas? A: The huddle.
Tony Romo just threw his iPhone 5 in frustration but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.
Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common? A: They both have cowboys that suck!
Q: What do the Cowboys and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sundays!
Q: Why is Tony Romo unable to answer a telephone? A: He can't find the receiver.
Q: What did the Cowboys fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Dallas Cowboys like my neighbors? A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Cowboys joke? A: Tony Romo!
Q: What is the best thing Tony Romo ever did in the Cowboys Stadium? A: Jessica Simpson!
Q: Why is Tony Romo like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: How many people does it take to beat the Cowboys? A: Only 1 - Wade Phillips


Q: What's Jerry Jones biggest Collective Bargining concern A: Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Q: Did you know the Cowboys had a 11 and 5 season this year. A: 11 arrests, 5 convictions.
Q: What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What is the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Dallas Cowboys out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do the Cowboys and vacuums have in common? A: They both suck
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and the mailman have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sunday night.
Q: Why are so many Dallas Cowboys players claiming they have the Swine Flu? A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Dallas Cowboys fan's favorite whine? A: "We can't beat New York."

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So what dose the letters NBA really stand for? I've always believed them to stand for:
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I haven't ever liked, and no matter, which team it is, couldn't sit to watch an N.B.A. game. I think the N.F.L. team the New England Patriots, have won too much. I don't want to see them win any particular game for how ever long it is. Quote

Q. What do you get when you have 6 Toronto Maple Leafs and 6 Lesbians on the ice?
A. A dozen people who don't do dick.

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David, For some reason, I know, and take it you must not like the Toronto Maple Leafs. I can say a realistic thing about the Washington Capitals. Not because I haven't liked them. I don't like the way they've played. They do play dirty. Hockey players aren't from Finland. When they are from there, they know how to play the game without having to go against anything. Quote

Derek, I know hockey can get pretty physical. Do you follow curling and ladies badminton?

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In answer to the question, I like men's, and women's curling, and nothing against badminton, too. I don't watch the both of them a lot like I do hockey, and football, but they are good sports, too. Quote

Derek, curling is awesome fun! Watching and playing,


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I have a confession to make: I like Zumba!
I've been doing it for six months and it is wonderful, I feel healthy and awesome and and it's great. (also, my trainer is a tattooed super hunk, so nice to watch him ;)) Quote