6/7/16 @ 4:23am
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1 - Buy or construct several observatories in key points across the world. Point them to the sky. Appoint dozens of interest fueled, highly motivated people with a lot of stamina. Make a schedule and observe.
2 - After 20 years of observing the sky and not finding anything, sell your equipment, buy the best, high-resolution, low power (optical/eletronic/atomic) microscopes in the world. Point them to the ground, rocks, plants, water drops, grains of sand. Appoint dozens of interest fueled, highly motivated people with a lot of stamina. (They'll be different from your first team
) Make a schedule and observe.3 - After 20 years of observing nature very, very closely and not finding anything, sell your equipment, sigh deeply, sign up to a porn site. (Time to reward yourself and relax for a change ...)
4 - Meet Aliens all over the place.
5 - Decide not to tell anybody about your discovery.
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6/8/16 @ 8:12pm
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1 - Expect the Unexpected . Models with Mind control KNOW what you are thinking and can control your thoughts and movements .
2 - Shape Shifters : Models who can look like ANYONE or anything . Sometimes sexy and sometimes SCARY .
Who wants to see Werewolf ?
3 - Color changes and skin textures : These models are only 1 primary color and skin can be smooth to rough . A few can have their skin can come off like a reptile . Currently alien models are not allowed to sell used skin to members .
4 - The Human forms : many are aliens but no one knows
. Rarely share their secret until after a few hours in private . Even then they usually only tell a chosen few . Are YOU ready to know ? Next Up : Growing tomatoes on a patio Quote
6/9/16 @ 11:38am
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1 - Go to the hardware store and select a large, but cute pot and a trellis. Add some premium potting soil and fertilizer. ... Also buy some tools ... gloves, a scoop etc.
2 - At home, put pot on the patio, trellis behind (choose a side or wall beforehand), fill with some soil, add a little water, add some seeds, cover with more soil.
3 - Being so hungry after all the work go and buy some fresh tomatoes ...
4 - Give fresh water regularly. Start wondering how long it's gonna take for them to grow. Decorate the trellis ...
Next Up : How to write a short story?
A genius of humor and music: Reggie Watts
this is such a brave skit to do on American Television
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6/10/16 @ 7:38pm
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1 - Pick a subject that you know OR would sell a lot of books
2 - Be vivid in descriptions to get reader's attention at the beginning .
3 - Pick a place to write and get started .
4 - Feel free to borrow from your past and ideals you want in your future .
5 : Actually Dirty TRUE Story :
a cOOkie fell on the floor and I ate it !!!
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6/16/16 @ 10:09am
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1 - Blame it on global warming ...
2 - Find 5 summer events in your region that spark your interest. Go to at least one!
3 - Start jogging or another sport, sure gets your body to burn inside out!
4 - Browse Flirt and find three new faces or people you thought you ALWAYS wanted to say hi to, but never did. ... Go in and say hi!
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6/16/16 @ 9:59pm
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1 - Stay in a Walk In Freezer brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2 - Make a suit of Ice and wear it
3 - Drink coldest drinks and eat ice
4 - Make a fan out of cardboard and fan yourself
5 - Move to Antarctica
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6/23/16 @ 11:00am
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1 - Choose a cunning screen name that is SO not like you
2 - "Talk" with an accent - real or invented doesn't matter
3 - Ask for things your real you would never (dare to) ask
4 - Invent a background story to your new character, the more details the more likely you can write a novel about it later
5 - Come back as yourself and pretend you know your other you from a different room
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6/23/16 @ 3:48pm
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1 - NEVER get off the plane . Heater works great on the plane
2 - Wear 101 layer of clothes
3 - Stay by the fire and keep adding more sticks/ wood
4 - Body Heat : Have 21 of you largest friends stay VERY close to you
Next Up : How to have most fun on a rOller cOaster
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7/8/16 @ 3:48am
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How to have most fun on a rOller cOaster
1 - Don't get on, just watch those who do and listen their screams.
2 - Take balloons with you ... try to blow them while on the ride ...
3 - Use a funny garment (hat, featherboa, glasses etc.) for a great and fun picture to remember.
4 - Use a camera fixed to your head during the ride ...
5 - Take confetti with you and on the top of your ride, throw it up up up! [The confetti! Oh my, I am sorry, I did not mean to say YOU should throw up, sorry, my bad]
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7/9/16 @ 1:42am
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1 - Throw events to whoever you want to be more friendly
2 - Share a Coca Cola with all
3 - Give everyone a medal who shows up
4 - Have Olympics every year
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7/11/16 @ 7:02am
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1 - Realize this might be some American speciality you know nothing about (Cheese Sandwich?!?)
2 - Ask someone who knows how this works
3 - Hope you'll learn something
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7/12/16 @ 5:36pm
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1 - Preheat the pan
2 - Butter the OUTSIDE of the bread and insert cheese of choice . Thicker slices do best .
3 - Watch and see it turn into light golden brown and flip it . Brown the other side and serve .
4 - Enjoy the warm cheesy sandwich . Eat alone or great with soups
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7/17/16 @ 2:28am
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1 - Have your Christmas decoration on your roof all year long and set it on blinking.
2 - Make an antenna hat from aluminium foil to receive their messages.
3 - Leave glasses of milk, cOOkies, gummy bears, toys and all sorts of colorful things to investigate in the yard and around the house.*
4 - Invent a new language and burble it ALL the time!
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7/20/16 @ 11:25pm
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1 - ONLY make 1 name for a model . Limit of 10
2 - Make a Holiday name for favorite holiday
3 - Make a name to describe fun you
4 - Mix up letters and numbers and symbols to make Unique name
5 - Make a name to describe favorite movie/play/ song
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7/26/16 @ 2:59pm
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1 - Every day, give it something it had not seen before. Any object will do, a sock, a stapler (remove staples for safty reasons), a lollipop, a puppy, a can of tuna, a cable, a flashlight, a rubber duck ...
2 - Try to teach it your language. Try to learn it's language (supposedly those gargling sounds ARE a language, no? NO?). Try sign language. Give up eventually.
3 - Go with it for a walk, take it to your shopping tours. It will be happy to see anything it hasn't seen before. It will have forgotten by tomorrow.
4 - Be careful with TV or movies. TOO many impressions in TOO short time. Your Alien might explode.
5 - Try lots of different foods and see which it likes best. ALWAYS make food it likes and it will be happy.
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7/26/16 @ 5:43pm
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1 - Put on record of Kung Fu Fighting and play it 24 hours straight
2 - Tear up a white sheet . Use band around head . Add black belt .
3 - Move hands and legs to music . Strike fast and often .
4 - Use cut out cardboard target to fight [ they don't hit back
]5 - Finished after all targets are Kung Fu-ed to pieces
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8/3/16 @ 1:25am
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10 - "Crazy little thing called love"
9 - "Radio Ga Ga"
8 - "I want to break free"
7 - "I was born to love you"
6 - "We will rock you"
5 - "Another one bites the dust"
4 - "Who wants to live forever"
3 - "Don't stop me now"
2 - "Under pressure"
1 - "The show must go on"
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8/4/16 @ 11:23pm
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1 - Open the cooler for pop and snacks . Cold Coke is always good .
2 - Crank up the radio and sing with it . The louder the better !
3 - After 1 hour - get to know the people next to you , in front and in back .
Share pop and snacks and some stories .
4 - Pick up the guitar and get a group to sing - ANY song is fine
5 - Invite the police to join in the fun . Much better to get them to join the fun too .
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This has similarities to the "Corrupt a Wish game" by ozzieboy4u. Here is how it works:
The player requests help / instructions on how to do / achieve something.
The reply should be a ridiculous, yet somewhat believable and in particular convincing suggestion to that.
An example: How to bake the perfect man?
Reply:
Take flour, water, add some spices, in particular pepper and chili to make him hot for love, not too much salt to keep him from being cynical, put some glamour and class, add some coins for his fortune, add your favorite book and music, so you have something to talk about, add something from your favorite pet, so he will like it too, put a memory stick with important dates, so he won't forget the birthday of your parents, add enthusiasm and humor.
WARNING: ONLY add sports equipment when you are into sports, too.
Knead him and bring him into the desired form. Turn the heat on slowly, keep the leash long, and when the dough rises, reel him in faster and faster. Seal it with a kiss and he's yours forever [maintainance not included.]
I guess I start, so here, what I would like to know:How to tie a tie?
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