Albert Einstein is at a party and asks one of the guests, “What is your IQ?”
“165”
“Great, we can talk about nuclear physics and cosmology”
After a few minutes of lively discourse, another party guest tries to get in on the conversation.
Einstein asks him, “What is your IQ?”
“64”
To which Einstein replies: “GO YANKEES!” Quote

A teacher asks her students if they are Yankees fans.
One of them says, “No, my Dad is a Red Sox fan, my Mom is a Red Sox fan, so I’m a Red Sox fan.”
So the teacher says, “Well, that’s not very good; if your mother and father were both morons, would that make you a moron too?”
“No, that would make me a New York Yankees fan.” Quote

Yeah a huge fan I played it for a good part of my life up to a semi-pro level. I`m a RED WINGS fan (Detroit), but I love to cut up the LEAFS every chance I get Thought I`d try it out here. Everyone here where I live are mostly LEAF fans except for a few of the SMARTER ones who like "real teams !"
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i love ice!!! Quote

Im sure next season I def wont be a fan of tha Cavs because they are trying to boost up there team instead of havning a one man team. Good luck Cavs your still going down. Shaq is not going to help ya that much. Hes getting old boys and Gasol kicks ass. HAHAHAHAH I cant wait til bball season. I dont really have a football team I dont like yet. But I do LOVE them Chargers! Quote

Sorry Gallo, don`t know any of the names you`ve listed, but a lot do come Canada to play there.(Europe) Actually Germany has really improved it`s hockey program when it comes to the world stage as well ! NOT LIKE CANADA OF COURSE but you know what I mean
Soccer....sorry football is huge there don`t you trash talk about any teams ?


That were just a few... But now it's almost 10 years ago since they were playing in the first league...

The bad thing was, we had always great canadian players, but czech coaches... That didnbt really fit together... Hell, we had great names as coach... Vaclav Nedomansky, Jojo Capla... Great ice hockey fossils... and then the young hungry canadians... hahaha

Yes, soccer is really huge here... Quote

Yeah a huge fan I played it for a good part of my life up to a semi-pro level. I`m a RED WINGS fan (Detroit), but I love to cut up the LEAFS every chance I get Thought I`d try it out here. Everyone here where I live are mostly LEAF fans except for a few of the SMARTER ones who like "real teams !"
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i love ice!!!



Great !!! and I thought that you were going to say that you love COX

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Mr Mercury


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Im sure next season I def wont be a fan of tha Cavs because they are trying to boost up there team instead of havning a one man team. Good luck Cavs your still going down. Shaq is not going to help ya that much. Hes getting old boys and Gasol kicks ass. HAHAHAHAH I cant wait til bball season. I dont really have a football team I dont like yet. But I do LOVE them Chargers!




I`ve only been to a couple of Buffalo Bills in my life because they are so close to me in Canada. I go to the Tampa area a lot so I`ve been meaning to see a Buccaneers game. I still prefer the CFL over the NFL though they are to different games ,but same sport. Make sense ? Not much of a bball fan here . I can`t stand the game . I do remember great Charger teams quarterbacked by one Dan Fouts


Looks like that is a CHARGER blue dress that you where, and not a LAKERS pukey purple


But then anything you wear looks great KIMEE ...GO CHARGERS !!!

You would look FANTASTIC in a RED WINGS home or away red & white Jersey Quote

Let me repost that without all thatother nonsenses lol


Albert Einstein is at a party and asks one of the guests, What is your IQ?
165
Great, we can talk about nuclear physics and cosmology.
After a few minutes of lively discourse, another party guest tries to get in on the conversation.
Einstein asks him, What is your IQ?
64
To which Einstein replies: GO YANKEES!!!


A teacher asks her students if they are Yankees fans.
One of them says, No, my Dad is a Red Sox fan, my Mom is a Red Sox fan, so i'm a Red Sox fan.
So the teacher says, Well, that's not very good; if your mother and father were both morons, would that make you a moron too.
No, that would make me a New York Yankees fan. Quote

Oh and btw I hate the RED WINGS too lol Quote

How do you know it's spring in Toronto?
The Leafs are out.



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Not my faves.....Detroit, Edmonton, and the NJ


Two men, both Detroit Red Wings fans died and were sent down to hell. When they arrived there, the Devil decided to see how they were suffering in hell and found them both having a barbecue and enjoying themselves greatly.
"What's wrong with you?" asked the Devil, "You're supposed to be suffering in the heat down here!"
Replied one of the Detroit fans, "We're from Detroit...it's damn cold there for most of the year, so we're just enjoying the heat."
Angry, the Devil decided to turn up the heat even more. He returned to find the Detroit fans enjoying every minute of the heat. Even more frustrated, the Devil decided to turn up the heat as far as it would go. He was sure that would make the Detroit fans suffer but instead he returned to find them sunbathing.
"What will it take to make these people suffer?!" thought the Devil. "Wait, I know. Since they don't mind the heat, maybe the cold will get to them." So the Devil turned off the heat, and hell began to get colder and colder. Positive that the cold would be the end of the Detroit fans' happiness he went to see them and to gloat. Much to his shock, he found that they were jumping around, popping the champagne and celebrating.
"What is wrong with you people?!" exclaimed the Devil. "It's freezing cold in here and you're celebrating! For what?"
"The Wings just won the cup!" replied the fans.
"How do you know that?" asked the Devil.
"Hell finally froze over!" Quote

Oh and btw I hate the RED WINGS too lol



Thanx Mr Mercury.......It`s easy to hate a WINNER(S)

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I don't hate the Penguins LOL Quote

I`ve only been to a couple of Buffalo Bills in my life because they are so close to me in Canada. I go to the Tampa area a lot so I`ve been meaning to see a Buccaneers game. I still prefer the CFL over the NFL though they are to different games ,but same sport. Make sense ? Not much of a bball fan here . I can`t stand the game . I do remember great Charger teams quarterbacked by one Dan Fouts
Looks like that is a CHARGER blue dress that you where, and not a LAKERS pukey purple
But then anything you wear looks great KIMEE ...GO CHARGERS !!!
You would look FANTASTIC in a RED WINGS home or away red & white Jersey


awww I love bball, and im good at playing the sport too. I def keep up with the guys. Thankyou sweetie for saying I look good in anything I cant wait til football starts GO CHARGERS!!!! Quote

Not my faves.....Detroit, Edmonton, and the NJ
Two men, both Detroit Red Wings fans died and were sent down to hell. When they arrived there, the Devil decided to see how they were suffering in hell and found them both having a barbecue and enjoying themselves greatly.
"What's wrong with you?" asked the Devil, "You're supposed to be suffering in the heat down here!"
Replied one of the Detroit fans, "We're from Detroit...it's damn cold there for most of the year, so we're just enjoying the heat."
Angry, the Devil decided to turn up the heat even more. He returned to find the Detroit fans enjoying every minute of the heat. Even more frustrated, the Devil decided to turn up the heat as far as it would go. He was sure that would make the Detroit fans suffer but instead he returned to find them sunbathing.
"What will it take to make these people suffer?!" thought the Devil. "Wait, I know. Since they don't mind the heat, maybe the cold will get to them." So the Devil turned off the heat, and hell began to get colder and colder. Positive that the cold would be the end of the Detroit fans' happiness he went to see them and to gloat. Much to his shock, he found that they were jumping around, popping the champagne and celebrating.
"What is wrong with you people?!" exclaimed the Devil. "It's freezing cold in here and you're celebrating! For what?"
"The Wings just won the cup!" replied the fans.
"How do you know that?" asked the Devil.
"Hell finally froze over!"




Nice ....Welcome back too ! Like I said to Mr Mercury it`s easy to pick on the most "winningest" ( nice word ) team in all of sports in the last 10 to 15 years


I however, chose to pick on the team that can`t remember what victory taste like. I don`t even think LORD STANELY`S CUP was even in colour back then !!! Anyway I`m talking about the LEAFS of course Quote

I don't hate the Penguins LOL



You can`t be a Penguins fan ?... It ain`t that easy for you ! Quote

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Being from Michigan I absolutely despise the Ohio State Buckeyes. So for all it's worth, let the fun begin:

Q: Why did Ohio State change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the OSU cheerleaders from grazing at half time.



One day in an elementary school in Columbus, Ohio a teacher asks her class if the Ohio State Buckeyes are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Michigan Wolverines."
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, I guess that makes me a Wolverine fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Ohio State fan."


One foggy night, a Michigan fan was heading south from Ann Arbor and an Ohio State fan was driving north from Columbus. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Michigan fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Buckeye fan walks over to the Michigan fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Michigan fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Michigan fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Buckeye fan, "I think this is another sign--we should toast to our new found friendship." The Buckeye fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, he hands it back to the Michigan fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Michigan fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."


Q: What's the difference between a Ohio State fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


Q: Why do Ohio State fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio State campus?
A: A visitor.


Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Ohio State library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


Q: What does the average Ohio State student get on his SAT?
A: Drool


Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Buckeye?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.


General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war."
The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish."
"Well," the General responds, "then can you have Ohio State win a bowl game this year?"
After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."


Q: What do you get when you cross an Ohio State fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.


Q: How many Ohio State freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.


Columbus News Report: Football practice in Columbus was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field.
The head coach, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.


Q. What did the Ohio State graduate say to the Michigan graduate?
A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"


Q: How do you get an Ohio State grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.


Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?
A: Ann Arbor: 187 Miles


Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this the Michigan grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushed the Buckeye fan off the side of the mountain.

GO BLUE!

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Diddy loves the Lakers tho. Go purple and gold Quote