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Weight Loss
A guy badly needs to lose weight.
He reads a weight loss advert on newspaper.
He goes to the place.
The secretary explains:
‘There are 3 options – Option 1 for $50, 2 for $100 and 3 for $150.’
He chooses Option 1.
‘Go to the elevator and press number 1.’
On Level 1, he finds a pretty girl.
‘Now you run after me. If you catch me you will fuck me’.
And he ran after girl, caught her and fucked her.
And he lost weight!
:D :D
Second week.
He chooses Option 2.
‘Press 2 on the elevator.’
On Level 2, he finds another girl, prettier and younger.
‘You run after me. If you catch me, I will let you fuck me.’
And he ran after the girl, caught and fucked the girl.
And he loses more weight.
Third week.
This time he goes to the top choice number 3.
‘Elevator. Press Button number 3.’
He goes to level 3 to find a big guy, all muscles.
‘Now you run coz if I catch you, I will fuck you!’ Quote
Weight Loss
A guy badly needs to lose weight.
He reads a weight loss advert on newspaper.
He goes to the place.
The secretary explains:
‘There are 3 options – Option 1 for $50, 2 for $100 and 3 for $150.’
He chooses Option 1.
‘Go to the elevator and press number 1.’
On Level 1, he finds a pretty girl.
‘Now you run after me. If you catch me you will fuck me’.
And he ran after girl, caught her and fucked her.
And he lost weight!
:D :D
Second week.
He chooses Option 2.
‘Press 2 on the elevator.’
On Level 2, he finds another girl, prettier and younger.
‘You run after me. If you catch me, I will let you fuck me.’
And he ran after the girl, caught and fucked the girl.
And he loses more weight.
Third week.
This time he goes to the top choice number 3.
‘Elevator. Press Button number 3.’
He goes to level 3 to find a big guy, all muscles.
‘Now you run coz if I catch you, I will fuck you!’ Quote
Put ur joke here and smile:
Weight Loss
A guy badly needs to lose weight.
He reads a weight loss advert on newspaper.
He goes to the place.
The secretary explains:
‘There are 3 options – Option 1 for $50, 2 for $100 and 3 for $150.’
He chooses Option 1.
‘Go to the elevator and press number 1.’
On Level 1, he finds a pretty girl.
‘Now you run after me. If you catch me you will fuck me’.
And he ran after girl, caught her and fucked her.
And he lost weight!
:D :D
Second week.
He chooses Option 2.
‘Press 2 on the elevator.’
On Level 2, he finds another girl, prettier and younger.
‘You run after me. If you catch me, I will let you fuck me.’
And he ran after the girl, caught and fucked the girl.
And he loses more weight.
Third week.
This time he goes to the top choice number 3.
‘Elevator. Press Button number 3.’
He goes to level 3 to find a big guy, all muscles.
‘Now you run coz if I catch you, I will fuck you!’
jaajajjajajajjaa :D Quote
Weight Loss
A guy badly needs to lose weight.
He reads a weight loss advert on newspaper.
He goes to the place.
The secretary explains:
‘There are 3 options – Option 1 for $50, 2 for $100 and 3 for $150.’
He chooses Option 1.
‘Go to the elevator and press number 1.’
On Level 1, he finds a pretty girl.
‘Now you run after me. If you catch me you will fuck me’.
And he ran after girl, caught her and fucked her.
And he lost weight!
:D :D
Second week.
He chooses Option 2.
‘Press 2 on the elevator.’
On Level 2, he finds another girl, prettier and younger.
‘You run after me. If you catch me, I will let you fuck me.’
And he ran after the girl, caught and fucked the girl.
And he loses more weight.
Third week.
This time he goes to the top choice number 3.
‘Elevator. Press Button number 3.’
He goes to level 3 to find a big guy, all muscles.
‘Now you run coz if I catch you, I will fuck you!’
jaajajjajajajjaa :D Quote
Created by:
malteeser
7/26/13 @ 5:04pm
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Chimba de Isla
Posts: 499
A gay homosexual walks into a bar and sees a monkey sitting on the bar table. , "What's the monkey for?" asks the gay guy.
"watch this," says the bartender.
He whacks the monkey on the head, and then the monkey goes crazy running around the bar table. the monkey then runs up to the bartender whips down his pants and starts sucking his dick. The gay guy is amazed.
"Wanna try?" asks the bartender,
The gay guy responds, "sure, but don’t hit me so hard!" Quote
"watch this," says the bartender.
He whacks the monkey on the head, and then the monkey goes crazy running around the bar table. the monkey then runs up to the bartender whips down his pants and starts sucking his dick. The gay guy is amazed.
"Wanna try?" asks the bartender,
The gay guy responds, "sure, but don’t hit me so hard!" Quote
Weight Loss
Wife: Honey, I lost have a kilo
.
Husband: Did you shave your legs?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-You were overturned? asked a cop to a driver that had wheels up.
-No ... I just wanted to shake my ashtray! Quote
Wife: Honey, I lost have a kilo
.Husband: Did you shave your legs?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-You were overturned? asked a cop to a driver that had wheels up.
-No ... I just wanted to shake my ashtray! Quote
A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a
stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't
shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the
cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a
wife i have a family ! I'll do whatever you say!". The crook takes the money then puts
the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a bl**job!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender starts to
blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender
sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells
"Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in !!! Quote
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a
stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't
shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the
cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a
wife i have a family ! I'll do whatever you say!". The crook takes the money then puts
the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a bl**job!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender starts to
blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender
sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells
"Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in !!! Quote
A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a
stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't
shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the
cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a
wife i have a family ! I'll do whatever you say!". The crook takes the money then puts
the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a bl**job!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender starts to
blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender
sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells
"Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in !!!
Haha this is hilarious Quote
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a
stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't
shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the
cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a
wife i have a family ! I'll do whatever you say!". The crook takes the money then puts
the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a bl**job!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender starts to
blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender
sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells
"Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in !!!
Haha this is hilarious Quote
A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a
stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't
shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the
cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a
wife i have a family ! I'll do whatever you say!". The crook takes the money then puts
the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a bl**job!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender starts to
blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender
sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells
"Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in !!!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA OMG... fantastic :D Quote
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a
stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't
shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the
cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a
wife i have a family ! I'll do whatever you say!". The crook takes the money then puts
the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a bl**job!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender starts to
blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender
sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells
"Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in !!!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA OMG... fantastic :D Quote
A vampire enter in a building and knocks on the first door who sees.
Knock! Knock!
From behind the door a voice asks:
- Whos there?
- Im the vampire , i want to suck your blood.
The voice behind the door :
- Go to the next door , here is sucking cock! Quote
Knock! Knock!
From behind the door a voice asks:
- Whos there?
- Im the vampire , i want to suck your blood.
The voice behind the door :
- Go to the next door , here is sucking cock! Quote
Created by:
suggs
7/31/13 @ 6:01am
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768
Created by:
malteeser
7/31/13 @ 7:31am
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Chimba de Isla
Posts: 499
The Italian Who Went to Malta
One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pisses of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two p i s s."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand. I wanna two p i s s in my plate."
She says: "You better no p i s s in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.
Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings the spoon, the k n i f e but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fock."
She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."
I tell her: "You don't understand. I wanna fock on the table."
She says: "You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!"
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna shit."
He tell me: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand. I wanna shit on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "P i s s on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci!
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One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pisses of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two p i s s."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand. I wanna two p i s s in my plate."
She says: "You better no p i s s in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.
Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings the spoon, the k n i f e but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fock."
She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."
I tell her: "You don't understand. I wanna fock on the table."
She says: "You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!"
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna shit."
He tell me: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand. I wanna shit on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "P i s s on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci!
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here
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Expected growth!!
Due to the increase in the minimum wage, traffic fine will be increased.
Police calm us: bribes remain unchanged! Quote
Due to the increase in the minimum wage, traffic fine will be increased.
Police calm us: bribes remain unchanged! Quote
Created by:
jasonknightga
8/1/13 @ 10:26am
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: georgia, USA
Posts: 8
Hot Date: A gay guy had a hot date lined up. The problem was that his apartment was flooded. So he asked his friend if he could use his place for the night. His friend reluctantly agreed, but warned the gay guy not to make a mess, or have sex all over his house. The next day his friend comes back to see his apartment. When he opens the front door he sees cum covering the entire living room. He shouts at the gauy guy, "What the fuck happened I told you not to do it in here!" The gay guy responds, "We didn't, I just farted."
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Q: What's the difference between a refridgerator and a homo? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
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Hot Date: A gay guy had a hot date lined up. The problem was that his apartment was flooded. So he asked his friend if he could use his place for the night. His friend reluctantly agreed, but warned the gay guy not to make a mess, or have sex all over his house. The next day his friend comes back to see his apartment. When he opens the front door he sees cum covering the entire living room. He shouts at the gauy guy, "What the fuck happened I told you not to do it in here!" The gay guy responds, "We didn't, I just farted."
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Q: What's the difference between a refridgerator and a homo? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
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