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Created by: chrisdk

4/27/16 @ 2:39pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
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There are some members who have the impression new threads lately only inform us how horny performers are, waiting for action in their rooms.
Why not clarify once and for all in a single thread, how big and horny YOU are and what your cum tastes/smells/looks like or how far you can shoot your load, how much it is etc.

This is not a contest (

or is it?), let's have fun and be creative, no need to be bigger or shoot more than the poster above you.
Let's be *cough*dis*cough*honest.
Note: There is NO need to quote posts each time, okay? Just post your reply. :thumbsup

Members may join too, so performers will BEG you to go prvt with them (they already do that? Oh, my bad.)
I guess I gotta start this off with a low shot at myself:

Even Christopher Columbus hasn't found my dick yet and my cum smells like a cat after rain. You pictured that cat? Now imagine licking that cat dry ... that's how my cum tastes.

And what's yours like?

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Created by: Peter Pizzoli

4/27/16 @ 4:49pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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ill go first, my dick is bigger than a halfed bitten tic tac, and it tastes like day old pizza left out in a snow storm and the snow on top is yellow ;) (oh that cheese tho ;)

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Created by: Dylan Green

4/28/16 @ 4:18am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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ill go first, my dick is bigger than a halfed bitten tic tac, and it tastes like day old pizza left out in a snow storm and the snow on top is yellow ;) (oh that cheese tho ;)

Lmao hahahaahhahaha!! :orglaugh

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Created by: chrisdk

4/28/16 @ 11:36pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
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*sighs* Luckily, I know Dylan and can answer for him while he's laughing his ass off ...

Dylan's dick is also known as the Big Ben of Bucharest ... he shoots such a big load that 100 hungry mouthes are filled and it *chews* tastes like apricot and smells like roses :winkwink

... and @Peter you reminded me what I missed about you ... cool dude with a great sense of humor!

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Created by: Dylan Green

4/29/16 @ 4:37am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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... and @Peter you reminded me what I missed about you ... cool dude with a great sense of humor!

uuuuuu! thank youu ! :D i just try! hahahaah !! :P seem that god gaved me style! :D

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Created by: Sencer

4/29/16 @ 7:40pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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)) or not...

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Created by: chrisdk

4/29/16 @ 11:31pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
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pam pam,finally a thread where i can advertasing myself

)) or not...
:orglaugh

yet you didn*t :winkwink

any contribution? Romanian Rocket Man?? Come on tell us :drinkup

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Created by: Sencer

5/1/16 @ 6:08pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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yet you didn*t :winkwink

any contribution? Romanian Rocket Man?? Come on tell us :drinkup

as i said in a thread about,what we were talking about? i`m new here...hello everyone! i`m Sencer i`m 2823893 y/o and i fall from heaven..might hit my head on the way down,so i`m a bit slow!

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Created by: myelmo

5/1/16 @ 7:40pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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as i said in a thread about,what we were talking about? i`m new here...hello everyone! i`m Sencer i`m 2823893 y/o and i fall from heaven..might hit my head on the way down,so i`m a bit slow!

nice to meet you :jerkoff

i am elmo and i am new to the forum :drinkup

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Created by: Sencer

5/1/16 @ 10:32pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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nice to meet you :jerkoff

i am elmo and i am new to the forum :drinkup

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Created by: chrisdk

5/2/16 @ 12:21am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
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Happy Romanian (aka late) Easter!

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Created by: myelmo

5/2/16 @ 7:32am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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nice to meet you,you seem like a pain in the ass from your nickname...who would be called myelmo? I`m right? you are here to make trouble? X_x btw it supose to be "as i said in the post above" not about..but its working no matter how...since i fall in the head from heaven.i`ve got an excuse for anything X_x btw happy easter everyone.

I can see just by looking at you that you will be the biggest smartass model that have ever been on the forum but in the end everybody will LOVE you :hitit

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