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Female Performer Chat: The Thread of Good Times
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/14/18 @ 11:48pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


Yeah I see you there... thinkin'.. thinkin' it's time for a new thread. A thread about something.

Nothing down. Nothing serious. Just laid back, cool, easy good times.

Nothing judgemental. Nothing confrontational.

A thread you can wear your hawaiian shirt to. Heck, maybe even your fijian shirt. A thread that you can play your ukelele in. A thread you can make fish lips in.

Yep. Not your overly showy thread. Not your too wordy thread.

Just take your line and shoot it. Go with the flow. Ease into it.

And chill...




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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/14/18 @ 11:55pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

It's not your holiday thread. Your confessional thread.

Nope it is more of a meanderer than a rush over the rapids type a thread. If it came out in the 80s, you'd have a reggae Hotel California playing behind it, not a bad thing. No mahn.

Don't care about your generation, your politics maaaaaaaan. It's not a thread about the Age or the Time. There is no sense of urgency about it. No whiff of the transitory nature of existence... or the fragility of life.

It is not about coming down hard. Or tripping out. More about the fuzzy mean. In a hazy sort of way.


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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/15/18 @ 12:21am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


Yep here is where you can finally lose that twitch of the ol' eye. Where you can find the hair of the dog that bit you. Where there is a lack of mood music. No public service announcements.

If it were snow it would be the quiet untracked powder after a big snow. Seen from the top after a quiet lift ride up.

The body loses all that ails it. zzzzzs return without shut eye. Workout machines languish alone and unloved in cobwebbed corners. While the smorgasbord, the buffet, the dance floor jink and throb.

But it is not the lurid neon that flashes out. It is the pleasant lights of the arcade. The reflections off clear glacier bathed in blue skied radiance. The shimmer off a lazy clear healthy sea.

Your responsibilities slide off of your narrow sloping shoulders. You break from your leisure for the sensation of falling nose first into a soft cushion where skilled teams of devoted beauties dream up ways to make you feel your finest.


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Created by: suggs

11/15/18 @ 4:02am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Ambles along the corridors of the thread looking at the paintings on the wall of the shenanigans of long ago and softly chuckles to myself. Ahh memories.
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

11/15/18 @ 1:55pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

...the sensation of falling nose first into a soft cushion where skilled teams of devoted beauties dream up ways to make you feel your finest.

I like a big cushion to break my fall.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/17/18 @ 10:14am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Ambles along the corridors of the thread looking at the paintings on the wall of the shenanigans of long ago and softly chuckles to myself. Ahh memories.



Talk about a man with memories! Suggs goes way back here. Back to when we were talking through tin cans attached by a wire and faxing photos. The original curtains that you here tell about were in front of our x-ray machine here. We knew technology was a comin' and were on the lookout for replicants. Some of us still are...

By the time I first showed up it was already pretty mature. Except there was no cam to cam yet. And the chat was wild and unconstrained by many of the sanity rails you see today. I was still literally using an old style modem connection. So connectivity wasn't guaranteed. But to an adventurous man on the make it was as the old sailing ships on ancient seas.

Ayyyyyy yep.... *keeeeeeeeeerspit! ding! *


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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/17/18 @ 10:17am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267



I like a big cushion to break my fall.


Puts on Spinal Tap... *voooooooooooop*

Big bottom... Big Bottom...

Talk about mud flaps my girl's got em'

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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

11/17/18 @ 12:20pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

Back to when we were talking through tin cans attached by a wire and faxing photos.

Sounds as wet and wild as AOL Hometown on dial-up. Good Times!
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

11/17/18 @ 12:22pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827



Puts on Spinal Tap... *voooooooooooop*

Big bottom... Big Bottom...

Talk about mud flaps my girl's got em'




I'll see your mud flaps and raise you a shelf booty.

My babe's shelf butt is so big...I can set my beer and pretzels on it...AND my wide screen TV.

Good Times!!!

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/18/18 @ 12:03am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267



I'll see your mud flaps and raise you a shelf booty.

My babe's shelf butt is so big...I can set my beer and pretzels on it...AND my wide screen TV.

Good Times!!!




We hier at ze Doridish Werkshafts zelect fur multi-bauplane... On ze continuum nicht aber die discretish design pointen. Mit ze hour glasen form unt heftie milkgebaggenmitlonglevelgegchwangen, dann alzo macht die caboose sehr gigantish unt geboomenmitzeheelshighenvannloiteren. Aber we will take ze madchen mit ze flat unt boardlike enden ab sie macht gut match mit alternish form ideals... zum beispiel ze horny asian mit ze delishik fuckgefacen mit full unt redlipsteek gesmeerd cockssuckencheekzatpufflikechipmunkcrammedmitwintersnutsupply oder ze cool columbian dream mit ein clit zo meaty unt tastee unt ze kitty lips zat folduntswirl mit keine endung, wet unt juicy mit ze cockgegreasinuntinnermusclepullingzocancumzodeepinzegoodness.


Eet eez a mattair of nevair endeen resairch fur zie Insteetute d'Mountie.



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Created by: suggs

11/18/18 @ 4:20am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768




Talk about a man with memories! Suggs goes way back here. Back to when we were talking through tin cans attached by a wire and faxing photos. The original curtains that you here tell about were in front of our x-ray machine here. We knew technology was a comin' and were on the lookout for replicants. Some of us still are...

By the time I first showed up it was already pretty mature. Except there was no cam to cam yet. And the chat was wild and unconstrained by many of the sanity rails you see today. I was still literally using an old style modem connection. So connectivity wasn't guaranteed. But to an adventurous man on the make it was as the old sailing ships on ancient seas.

Ayyyyyy yep.... *keeeeeeeeeerspit! ding! *






When I 1st became a VIP on here rainbows were only in Black & White. :drinkup
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

11/18/18 @ 10:52am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

Mammaries...light the corners of our minds...milky greyish colored mammaries...of the way it were.
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

11/18/18 @ 10:54am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

We hier at ze Doridish Werkshafts zelect fur multi-bauplane... On ze continuum nicht aber die discretish design pointen. Mit ze hour glasen form unt heftie milkgebaggenmitlonglevelgegchwangen, dann alzo macht die caboose sehr gigantish unt geboomenmitzeheelshighenvannloiteren. Aber we will take ze madchen mit ze flat unt boardlike enden ab sie macht gut match mit alternish form ideals... zum beispiel ze horny asian mit ze delishik fuckgefacen mit full unt redlipsteek gesmeerd cockssuckencheekzatpufflikechipmunkcrammedmitwintersnutsupply oder ze cool columbian dream mit ein clit zo meaty unt tastee unt ze kitty lips zat folduntswirl mit keine endung, wet unt juicy mit ze cockgegreasinuntinnermusclepullingzocancumzodeepinzegoodness.

You had me at "kitty lips."
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

11/18/18 @ 11:20am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/18/18 @ 6:13pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267




When I 1st became a VIP on here rainbows were only in Black & White. :drinkup


lol... At least a pot o' gold was ever a pot o' gold.

I remember that I delayed a long time before becoming VIP for some silly reason. A shame because woulda had some great additional VODs for one thing. Some of those early models of course vanished before I got around to it.

Time to go get some sun and lunch here tho. Plagued with contentment. Maybe some mischief will take me on the way.




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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/20/18 @ 1:35am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

And now it is time for some affirmations:

You are... a good person.

You deserve... that promotion.

Your jokes are... effing hilarious.

Your car is sexy, shiny and an excellent projection of your sexual power.

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/20/18 @ 9:06am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

The Joy of Toenails

They keep growing and growing. More reliable than Ol' Man River. They just keep growing and growing so long.

They don't need a fund manager. They don't charge any commissions. In bull or bear they just keep that steady ROI.

They don't complain when you trim, file or paint them. The worst they ever do is burrow into your skin to get warm and cozy if you don't watch them closely enough.

Howard Hughes grew them really really long and curly. It is when his workers thought he was getting a little flaky. But even at his silliest I prefer him to my CEOs.

Nails, nails, nails! Hear them click on the floor! Nails, nails, nails! It is all that separates us from snails!

Curl your toes into your spread when you let loose that monster orgasm! Scratch your nails over my arching back!

Nails! NnnnnnnnNails! Yeah!
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/20/18 @ 9:25am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Raisins! Raisins in a bucket! *strum strum*

Oh grammie mine. You packed them in so fine. Just my raisins... raisins... raisins in a bucket.

*strum strummie strum strum*

Sweet plump and not writhing. That's my sweet sweet raisins in a bucket.

Was looking at fresh fruit and said "Just fuckit"

Oh you and your fancy mangos. You don't jitterbug just tango.

I say "fuckit! just gimmie raisins in a bucket!"

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/28/18 @ 5:29am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Consider... western dog... the sexual secrets of Fu Manchu!

1) Bikinis + snake pits. Who needs a BBQ! All minds can see how it must be!

2) Long stringy mustaches, pointy from finger curling on him. On her ? Why the same. Long stringy bush... pointy from finger curling.

3) The eye brows and eye lashes should be employed just as in the water drop torture. But to the pinned lotus.


Break here to do the Fu shuffle! Botchie! Botchie! Wooooooo uhhhh Hoooooooo Uhhhhhhhh


4) After Fu shuffle make snake girl lick off Fu elixer all over body.


5) As crawls the feral cat and howls the wolf in his agony... the long march up the winding dirt road must begin with a single step!



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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

11/28/18 @ 7:15pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

What does the cat say?

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