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Female Performer Chat: Thread of Sacred Vows
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/26/17 @ 3:55pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


I swear by all that I hold sacred... to never touch any hot plate laid before me by the waitress. Instead I will grope her boney ass!

I aver, by Teutatis, that I will never end my pursuit of Whiplash.

I pledge, by my green eyes, that I will always know when Angel Dark is online and stalk her relentlessly.

And give my most binding vow to never surrender my... sensibility for any price.




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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/26/17 @ 11:54pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


Spirit of Goody Nurse: I vow by Oyer and Terminer, to wring well the souls of wicked young women!

Emanation of Goody Carrier: I swear by all manner of spectral evidence to haunt the halls of crooked judges!

Wight of Goody Easty: By the bl00dy eye of Abaddon, I promise to unleash the destruction of false, base takers of bl00d soaked lands!

The minions of Hell run wild as October wanes but stark, cold Justice rises wraith-like in the frost covered barrows of November.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/27/17 @ 9:09am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


Johnny Moon: I vow that one day I will defeat the White Comanche and send his evil, conniving soul to Hell!

Johhny 2 times: I promise, give my woid bb, that I will woik wit today's utes, doz k1ds bb, to foister family, just community bb.

Johny Closed Lips: I ain't gonna swear nuttin.

John YaYa: We gonna git Banzai!

John SmallBerries: YoYoDyne is YOUR future!

John BigBootay: Whorfin will lead us to our doom!

Pepe: Cheri, Ah weel cahm to yoo eeen zee naught... and showair yew weeth ze best of zee keesez.
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

12/1/17 @ 7:37am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

I vow to only pick my nose when nobody can see, like when I'm driving.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/2/17 @ 5:13am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

I vow to only pick my nose when nobody can see, like when I'm driving.



A good plan but stalkaire cams are evairywaire.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/2/17 @ 5:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


Arthur swore his knights to vows they could not keep.
Mordred used that to wound him deep.
The queen fell from similar plight
And the king was betrayed thereby by his foremost knight.

Oh if only less were expected of frail mankind
To promise little and deliver more than their bind
If "leaders" were counted upon only to take
And their bloated bellies to slake

Then the carnage would be less
Even if there were no Camelot to bless
To bless and uplift the good and true
And make the wicked their crimes to rue

But maybe man must take
Carnage along with his cake
For brief raises out of the decay
May sustain him on his way

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FreneticallyCalm
Created by: freneticallycalm

12/2/17 @ 1:08pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: California, USA
Posts: 63

I vow to at least consider my retirement fund before spending credits like an ass addict.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/2/17 @ 4:26pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

I vow to at least consider my retirement fund before spending credits like an ass addict.


Balance is admirable in all things...

But women... :thumbsup :thumbsup are mykinda addiction!!! :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

12/3/17 @ 9:35am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

I promise to only grope myself in public.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/3/17 @ 12:15pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

I promise to only grope myself in public.


It is a better world when men seek to outdo one another in the virtuous quality of their vows...
rather than merely in public displays of patriotism, piety, and net worth.

And the day may yet come again when the keeping of virtuous vows is so common that we may joke at our ease again about their violation.

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FreneticallyCalm
Created by: freneticallycalm

12/3/17 @ 2:06pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: California, USA
Posts: 63


Balance is admirable in all things...

But women... :thumbsup :thumbsup are mykinda addiction!!! :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup


As pornographer I must aver
I've thoroughly examined her
And she can give not just merely head
But truly most sincerely head!
(10 coolness points for getting the reference) :guitar
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

12/3/17 @ 2:11pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

It is a better world when men seek to outdo one another in the virtuous quality of their vows...
rather than merely in public displays of patriotism, piety, and net worth.

And the day may yet come again when the keeping of virtuous vows is so common that we may joke at our ease again about their violation.


I totally agree with whatever you just said.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/3/17 @ 6:31pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267



As pornographer I must aver
I've thoroughly examined her
And she can give not just merely head
But truly most sincerely head!
(10 coolness points for getting the reference) :guitar


ding dong the wacky wench gives head!

:winkwink
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

12/4/17 @ 9:48am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

I've vowed to masturbate in other languages.
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Created by: alberich

12/4/17 @ 11:31am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970



ding dong the wacky wench gives head!

:winkwink


Vow to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the given heads

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Created by: suggs

12/4/17 @ 3:20pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

I vow By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

12/4/17 @ 4:23pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

Yippee Kai-Yay, Motherfucker.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

12/4/17 @ 10:28pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


lol I gotta admit that you weirdos surprised me with the references you chose.

I really really expected an Arthur reference to make the thread stagger under a buncha ' Grail references.

And let me take the time to wish you Happy Holidays before you are all pissed off from your relatives and the mall crowds!

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FreneticallyCalm
Created by: freneticallycalm

12/5/17 @ 2:28pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: California, USA
Posts: 63


lol I gotta admit that you weirdos surprised me with the references you chose.

I really really expected an Arthur reference to make the thread stagger under a buncha ' Grail references.

And let me take the time to wish you Happy Holidays before you are all pissed off from your relatives and the mall crowds!


I solemnly swear to not k!ll my family or anyone at shopping malls ... at least until after the holidays.
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

12/6/17 @ 11:41am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

And let me take the time to wish you Happy Holidays before you are all pissed off from your relatives and the mall crowds!

Happy Holidays everyone!
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