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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

8/17/14 @ 11:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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. for Co_do ... giggles .

blue ermin loop� where even Amy is Awesome (hugs) http://www.flirt4free.com/forums *

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Created by: co_do_certa

8/17/14 @ 2:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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.for Co_do ... giggles .
(sacrilegious.Trent.video)

*looks askance at Mandy*

A vid that besmirches Trent?! Oh you doth wound me deep!
*howls while clutching chest and sinking to knees*

I am mortally stricken. Such sweet betrayal...
*faintly gasps, eyelids flutter*

Adieu cruel, delicious world.
*begrudgingly gives up the ghost...
to haunt Mandy*

Seriously, the vid you shared is both hilarious and fitting. Hahah

*infinite spanks*

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Created by: Tommy Hunter

8/17/14 @ 8:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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*looks askance at Mandy*

A vid that besmirches Trent?! Oh you doth wound me deep!
*howls while clutching chest and sinking to knees*

I am mortally stricken. Such sweet betrayal...
*faintly gasps, eyelids flutter*

Adieu cruel, delicious world.
*begrudgingly gives up the ghost...
to haunt Mandy*

Seriously, the vid you shared is both hilarious and fitting. Hahah

*infinite spanks*

is there any polite way to tell a male customer that i'm straight? ;)

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/5/14 @ 9:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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is there any polite way to tell a male customer that i'm straight? ;)

gender reassignment?

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/5/14 @ 9:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Berlin Humor: "Joan Rivers dead at the age of 81" she'll be appearing in Vegas October 12th through the 23rd.

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Created by: co_do_certa

9/5/14 @ 1:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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is there any polite way to tell a male customer that i'm straight? ;)

gender reassignment?

Hah

And Tommy, it matters not to me whether you or anyone else is gay, straight, or bi.

But when it comes to the melding of souls in a syzygy and relationship based upon the Triangular Theory of Love, I'm slightly picky - I prefer only that my shakti be a svelte, polymathic, psionically proficient, totally enlightened, transcendent minded, cybernetically enhanced, alien gene spliced, elder gods venerating, dimensional warping, plasma-jet emitting, adamantite katana wielding, apotheosis verging, female posthuman... and a superb cook.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/11/14 @ 8:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Model posts -
I just logged on for a little bit but keep freezing! I got kicked off a few times. Trying to figure out a solution - I'm going to see how long it will take to get faster internet connection. It was so awesome to see a bunch of you in my room! I promise I'll be back on ASAP...hopefully tonight!

XoXo

VS support: It's their cam settings.
me: umhmmmmmmm uh ...
VS development: really Mandy it's the cam settings
me: ummmmmm
VS Marketing Monkey: Can i have a nanner now?
me: Sure baby! About the coincidental nature of VS_test rooms and system failure rates ... statistically have you noticed that at .9 probabilities there's really no question of ... OH THAT'S TOO CUTE WITH THE CLAPPING YOUR HANDS OVER YA' HEAD! (EmoteIconOgraphy.of.worthless.micky_mouse.gloves.clapping)

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/15/14 @ 12:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Twitter Moments:

Wife: I am going to London. What gift do you want?
Husband:British girl
(Wife returns)
Husband: where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for nine months

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Created by: not.noir

10/24/14 @ 1:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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News of the Moment

Corona Beer� is now focusing on the foot fetishist market niche ...

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Created by: ravi_g

10/27/14 @ 2:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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Created by: ravi_g

10/27/14 @ 2:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Chil d Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy.
Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this message!! :orglaugh

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Created by: ravi_g

10/27/14 @ 2:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!

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Created by: timbo-83

1/2/15 @ 1:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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When a woman wears a leather dress,

A man's heart skips a beat,

His throat gets dry,

He goes weak in the knees,

And he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why???

Because she smells like a new truck!!!

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Created by: dongavin

1/3/15 @ 5:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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in real life I like to walk up quietly behind people and whisper phrases from this site. makes me laugh they seem surprise when they hear the word ass. im not sure if thats a joke but I do that when im bored at the mall

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/7/15 @ 1:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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happy model song:

Oh bb ur so tricky doan u understand
u take me by my heart when u take me private man
That right bb...
Ur so cool bb! Really cool bb! Got to cum for u bb!

Oh bb yur so fine
yur so fine u blo my mind
hey bb! hey bb!

Oh bb yur so fine
yur so fine u blo my mind
hey bb! hey bb!

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Created by: timbo-83

1/10/15 @ 1:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub down on george street.She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

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Created by: staat

1/25/15 @ 5:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Irony and Other Silliness:

There once was this camgirl that had boobs with a beautiful bounce to remember.
On twitter she wrote "Natural is better!" in November.
Now the bounce is gone, she got fake plastic tits in December.

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Created by: suggs

8/20/15 @ 4:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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A little medical humour now...

A gynaecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less responsibility, decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought, he decided that being an engine mechanic, something he had once enjoyed prior to college, would be a good choice. However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine and he knew that in order to compete with the younger workforce, he would have to go to school.

He enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching auto mechanics. He aced the course, but the final exam required each student to completely strip and reassemble an engine. It was with some trepidation that he took the test. At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for evaluation and awaited his final grade.

When they were handed out, he did a double take at the 150% grade he received. Rather confused, he asked his instructors how it was possible to have a grade like this. "It is really quite simple," they said. "We gave you 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for correctly reassembling it, and an additional 50% for doing it all through the exhaust."

Courtesy of Sickipedia

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Created by: Hallie Steell

8/22/15 @ 10:00am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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thats exactly what i think!!! such a turn off ...its a shame how human being is somethimes ! lets keep the feeling still we are few differents!

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