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Female Performer Chat: the ANGER thread ...
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ourjeffie
5/29/11 @ 8:14am
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Created by:
ourjeffie
5/29/11 @ 9:25am
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Maybe you are confusing koalas with Kahluas?
and btw, koalas don't drink. I don't mean they abstain from alcohol, I mean they don't normally drink at all. They receive hydration from the eucalypt leaves they eat, and only drink when ill or when there is insufficient moisture in the leaves, e.g during droughts
Oops! Almost forgot this is the ANGER thread
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Created by:
dudley_do_ride
5/29/11 @ 9:52am
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The raptor was pissed...
That fucking Bambi had bumped into him one time too many on the dimly lit jungle trail. Spilled his fucking coffee all over himself thanks to that clumbsy little...
"C'mere my little friend" hissed the Raptor with fierce gleam in its bloodshot eye, the only eye facing the little doe.
Bambi swallowed hard and stammered out "Oh hi, gotta run, overparked." and ran for all he was worth down the trail.
The raptor threw back his head and let out a series of sounds "Grooooooooonk. Freeeeeewonnnk. Chortle Chortle Chortle" In raptor this means roughly "Let the fucking doe go, it's my kill alone. Or you are gonna be verrrrrrrrrrry sorry."
And was down the trail in a flash.
It didn't take long for him to latch onto the little doe. To throw him down. To keep him down with one foot. Ahhhhhhh he savored this moment, towering over his quivering victim.
Then...
Slash!!!! Rind!!! Slash!!! Juice!!! Chop!!! Chomp!!! Buzzsaw!!! Blend!!!
The large green leaves of the jungle plants dripped red. The raptor blew blood bubbles out his mouth and laughed with glee. He did a kind of dance in the naked bones of his unfortunate kill.
"Fuck Godzilla." hissed the raptor "Bambi is my kill now and forever."
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I am angry for getting woke up so damn early on the weekend, after being up so late online! How the hell is my body supposed to recover without suffient sleep??
Sore cookie, sore throat from screaming, not enough sleep, and now the damn cat just farted. WTF??? Do you know how bad that smells? I gotte light some candles and burn some incense now. *walks away gagging* Quote
Sore cookie, sore throat from screaming, not enough sleep, and now the damn cat just farted. WTF??? Do you know how bad that smells? I gotte light some candles and burn some incense now. *walks away gagging* Quote
no more cat farts, thank goodness.
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Maybe you are confusing koalas with Kahluas?
and btw, koalas don't drink. I don't mean they abstain from alcohol, I mean they don't normally drink at all. They receive hydration from the eucalypt leaves they eat, and only drink when ill or when there is insufficient moisture in the leaves, e.g during droughts
Oops! Almost forgot this is the ANGER thread
OK JEFFIE.... IN FUCKING CASE YOU FORGOT YOUR FUCKIN ANGER IN SOME LADY'S LINGERIE DRAWER.... (knows it's not likely)
OK... WHAT ABOUT A FUCKING PANDA BEAR??? HUH? HUH? IS IT A FUCKING BEAR OR NOT??? DOES FUCKING CHINA NOT RATE DOWN FUCKING UNDER? MISTER KNOW-IT-FUCKING-ALL.....
*stumbles away giggling like a daft twit*
okay that offa me lopsided chest.... what pisses me off is peeps chattin in caps... LOL
kisses on yer... oh fuck it... forgot what fucking thread l was in...bah Quote
I am angry for getting woke up so damn early on the weekend, after being up so late online! How the hell is my body supposed to recover without suffient sleep??
Sore cookie, sore throat from screaming, not enough sleep, and now the damn cat just farted. WTF??? Do you know how bad that smells? I gotte light some candles and burn some incense now. *walks away gagging*
You too??
I just rolled out of bed and my kid looks at me, goes *gag, gag* and then hurls a big wad of cat vomit all over the place.
Ahh, good morning to you too, honey.
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Sore cookie, sore throat from screaming, not enough sleep, and now the damn cat just farted. WTF??? Do you know how bad that smells? I gotte light some candles and burn some incense now. *walks away gagging*
You too??
I just rolled out of bed and my kid looks at me, goes *gag, gag* and then hurls a big wad of cat vomit all over the place.
Ahh, good morning to you too, honey.
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Created by:
ladym
5/31/11 @ 2:12am
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Location: Connecticut, USA
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shit fuck damn bitch crap shit fuck damn bitch crap shit fuck damn bitch crap shit fuck damn bitch crap ......kicks some greybies in their tiny nutz......shoves a stiletto up the ass of the "show me xxx and i'll go private" crowd.....pours bleach down the throat of misbehaving whites & yellows..............ok i feel better now
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Created by:
kertus
5/31/11 @ 2:43am
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Location: The Planet Piiiing
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shit fuck damn bitch crap shit fuck damn bitch crap shit fuck damn bitch crap shit fuck damn bitch crap ......kicks some greybies in their tiny nutz......shoves a stiletto up the ass of the "show me xxx and i'll go private" crowd.....pours bleach down the throat of misbehaving whites & yellows..............ok i feel better now
... spot on anger! vent, vent an' vent sum more!!! Quote
... spot on anger! vent, vent an' vent sum more!!! Quote
am still wondering about the Panda Bears... OurJeffie???? sheesh... my potty mouth musta really got to him *er sorry?*
SL
*pouts*
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suggs
5/31/11 @ 4:06pm
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am still wondering about the Panda Bears... OurJeffie???? sheesh... my potty mouth musta really got to him *er sorry?*
SL
*pouts*
Ah but which panda? Red, Giant or Kung Fu?
Strangely they are classed as carnivores. And as the giant panda diet of bamboo is of virtually no calorific value they have to eat constantly for about 18 hours a day and therefore are the only bear that does not hibernate.
With regards to koalas they were erroniously called bears by the early settlers from europe but are not mammals but marsupials.
Now back to the reason this thread exists.
Damm neighbours know I work nights so they decide they are going to hold a 1st birthday party for their damm dog. Managed a whole 2 hours sleep. Quote
Humm Pandas are known has bears but they are not!...they are boring and so slow that they would lost their jobs!!.... 
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Grizzly's are real bears...we have them in Canada.. 
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are not mammals but marsupials.
Wait a second dear Suggs.... Marsupials are mammals!? Perhaps you do need more sleep... ;) *kiss*... I mean.... *glancing at the words 'ANGER thread* GRRRRR ;) ;)
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kertus
5/31/11 @ 7:48pm
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Wait a second dear Suggs.... Marsupials are mammals!? Perhaps you do need more sleep... ;) *kiss*... I mean.... *glancing at the words 'ANGER thread* GRRRRR ;) ;)
...wrong, wrong wrong ... they r reptiles ... geeze!! Quote
...wrong, wrong wrong ... they r reptiles ... geeze!!
lmao...honestly i tought they were just cute lil teddy bears that ''girls'' could sleep with?..lmao.....uhm are those really existing?...wait im going on animal planet now!..brb.... Quote
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suggs
5/31/11 @ 8:23pm
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Location: Left of centre
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Wait a second dear Suggs.... Marsupials are mammals!? Perhaps you do need more sleep... ;) *kiss*... I mean.... *glancing at the words 'ANGER thread* GRRRRR ;) ;)
Well 7 hours sleep in 4 days tend to frazzle the old braincell. Was just recalling as much as I could from memory as I was too lazy to research.
Ah well back to the disembowelling. Quote
