After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13...


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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13...


Oh guys Quote

kamilaa you are truelly amazing woman

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kamilaa you are truelly amazing woman




WOW Whole troop worshipping violet guys hehe
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wow K your a riot. love the jokes. lol hope to see you. Quote

Cute girl Quote

Hi K Quote

Thank you Candy-Sheryl


Yw ...you are really beautiful Quote

Hi K


Congratulate ! Its ur first post
In russia we say "brevity of the sister of talent"

You are very talented


But to be serious - Hi io Quote

Between us, nothing has been ... even condoms


lets smile guys and girls Quote

ohhh goddess ...only in my dreams Quote

Few words ab SEX


SEX is like nokia (connecting people)... like nike (just do it)...like pepsi (ask for more)... like coca-cola (enjoy).. like Samsung (everyone is invited) and like ME (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
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Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin

^_^ )))))






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thought you were talking about till i read the end lol see you tomorrow bb kiss Quote

Few words ab SEX
SEX is like nokia (connecting people)... like nike (just do it)...like pepsi (ask for more)... like coca-cola (enjoy).. like Samsung (everyone is invited) and like ME (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..




Keep the jokes cummimg ...

Ooops , coming too Quote

Bump for sweet girl kamilaa Quote

you ok goddess..no jokes was nice seeing you again anyway. XOXOXO Quote

I want to suck you � lick you � wanna move my tongue all over you � wanna feel you in my mouth � yep, that�s how you � eat an ice cream!

L247 im still in Great mood
Licka i will

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YUMMY Kami :D YUMMY kami :D Quote

I just met Kamilaa for the very first time. And what can I say, in the 5 minutes of open chat (someone stole her away to private) and I found her totally enchanting. A beautiful and sexy lady with amazingly sultry dark eyes. And fun and playful too. Perhaps it is a good thing someone took her private before I became too smitten!

And now I find a thread where she is cracking jokes... what is a poor Yowzer to do? How to resist such a delicious temptation? Oh well... I better stop before I go and get a Kamilaa t-shirt printed and sitting around all day in my pants waiting for her to be online (what would they say at work if I was just wearing my pants? I dread to think). Quote