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Created by: dubyabee

10/10/09 @ 9:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Wow I found her!!!

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Created by: b_wannabee

10/10/09 @ 10:14am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Yes Duby you did indeed find her - she was buried on page three. There are a few reasons for this it seems that you didn't realize and I will be able to explain using another of my "gifts" - my superior intelligence. They are:

1) You have spent all your time playing her game, Big Pearla's Game and singing my praises in Have You Heard so you are not maintaining the post that you initiated.

2) You want to but could not due to the brain surgery that I, Dr. "B" performed on you

3) You seem to be in the position where it's almost only you posting in this thread now, so something is lacking - maybe it's the fact that the HTML era is over.

But that just gives me the opportunity to woo her right here on the post that you created Dub. This is the problem with a person with lesser powers, charm, charisma, intelligence, good looks, strong muscles, athletic ability, acting skills, and 8 pak abs tries to compete with me. There's little chance.

So Pearla. You are so lovely that I want to play your game to be able to kiss you because you keep resisting me in your room. My kissing powers are legendary - most women swoon even before my lips touch theirs. I have asked you to come with me on my personal jet to my island and you are non-committal. The plane has no seats only a cockpit, big bed, a world class dining room, a bath/shower/hot tub room and don't tell the kinky models this but I have a dungeon room. This is the luxury mile high aircraft that many women have flown on and can barely walk when the leave. I'm trying to get you, a stunning Russian beauty, to be the first Flirt4Free model to take me up on my offer. One kiss will put all of this into play once your beautiful sensual lips touch mine - magic happens.

Spend time with me beautiful and you will see marvelous things - I have saved children and adults from tsunamis, have recaptured hostages from Osama bin Laden, I won the Iron Man Chefs challenge, have been a one man Olympic team, won the Nobel Peace Prize, found a way to reverse global warming, won all the US NASCAR and Formula car races, won the Masters Poker Game and 9-Ball competition in Las Vegas, performed emergency brain surgery on Duby, and one of my latest accomplishments is becoming the new UN secretary General, there are many others but I don't want to boast. My resume is up to date and can be found in the "Have You Heard???" post.

You know that dildo that you cooked until it was melted? That was from a mold of my 9.5 inch (24.1 cm) dick! I'm a master chef, so we could have made it into a mass market soup that all the men in the world would be rushing to purchase and cook. I know that you cannot resist me and my charms so Pearla are you in?

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Yes Duby you did indeed find her - she was buried on page three. There are a few reasons for this it seems that you didn't realize and I will be able to explain using another of my "gifts" - my superior intelligence. They are:
1) You have spent all your time playing her game, Big Pearla's Game and singing my praises in Have You Heard so you are not maintaining the post that you initiated.
2) You want to but could not due to the brain surgery that I, Dr. "B" performed on you
3) You seem to be in the position where it's almost only you posting in this thread now, so something is lacking - maybe it's the fact that the HTML era is over.
But that just gives me the opportunity to woo her right here on the post that you created Dub. This is the problem with a person with lesser powers, charm, charisma, intelligence, good looks, strong muscles, athletic ability, acting skills, and 8 pak abs tries to compete with me. There's little chance.
So Pearla. You are so lovely that I want to play your game to be able to kiss you because you keep resisting me in your room. My kissing powers are legendary - most women swoon even before my lips touch theirs. I have asked you to come with me on my personal jet to my island and you are non-committal. The plane has no seats only a cockpit, big bed, a world class dining room, a bath/shower/hot tub room and don't tell the kinky models this but I have a dungeon room. This is the luxury mile high aircraft that many women have been been and can barely walk when the leave. I;m trying to get you, a stunning Russian beauty, to be the first Flirt4Free model to take me up on my offer. One kiss will put all of this into play once your beautiful sensual lips touch mine - magic happens.
Spend time with me beautiful and you will see marvelous things - I have saved children and adults from tsunamis, have recaptured hostages from Osama bin Laden, I won the Iron Man Chefs challenge, have been a one man Olympic team, won the Nobel Peace Prize, found a way to reverse global warming, won all the US NASCAR and Formula car races, won the Masters Poker Game and 9-Ball competition in Las Vegas, performed emergency brain surgery on Duby, and one of my latest accomplishments is becoming the new UN secretary General, there are many others but I don't want to boast. My resume is up to date and can be found in the "Have You Heard???" post.
You know that dildo that you cooked until it was melted? That was from a mold of my 9.5(24.1 cm) dick! I'm a master chef, so we could have made it into a mass market soup that all the men in the world would be rushing to purchase and cook. I know that you cannot resist me and my charms so Pearla are you in?

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10/10/09 @ 1:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Damn "B" is spreading like wildfire across this Forum like wildfire.

I've got the fire hose out, have to protect all of us Pearla lovers/friend/fans from the plague of "B"!!!!

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:angel

PEARLA PEARLA PEARLA :angel

what are we going to do with you? You are such a wild child :evil

and a censorship lightning rod :orglaugh

Naughty girls need to be punished you know! You will have to be tied up and disciplined in the dungeon Room in "B"s private jet. :evil

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PEARLA PEARLA PEARLA :angel

what are we going to do with you? You are such a wild child :evil

and a censorship lightning rod :orglaugh

Naughty girls need to be punished you know! You will have to be tied up and disciplined in the dungeon Room in "B"s private jet. :evil

So Pearla you wear many crowns:
** Queen of Seduction **
** Kiss Mistress of the Big Pearla's Game **
** Miss Moscow **
** Most censored F4F model **
Not to mention ** The "Duby Pose" Temptress.
MUAH you naughty naughty woman

*B*s favorite kisser and lover too :thumbsup

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Created by: -b-

10/12/09 @ 12:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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PEARLA PEARLA PEARLA :angel

what are we going to do with you? You are such a wild child :evil

and a censorship lightning rod :orglaugh

Naughty girls need to be punished you know! You will have to be tied up and disciplined in the dungeon Room in "B"s private jet. :evil

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Created by: dubyabee

10/12/09 @ 1:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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OK Here's the third version of this:

:bulb

**BREAKING NEWS FROM THE E NETWORK** :bulb

Today executives from the Entertainment Network have announced a blockbuster deal brokered by "B" to produce and film the television version of Big Pearla's Game, the wildly successful kissing game that is taking the Flirt4Free Website by storm. "B" said he is flying :angel

Pearla

to Hollywood in his personal jet : helpme :helpme

to work out the details and to provide :angel

Pearla

with outfits suitable for family television viewing.

How could such a humanitarian act so selfishly? It�s shocking!! Meanwhile, there is rioting going on all over the world as angry F4F members, VIPs and especially the game players have taken to the streets.

Here's what this reporter has observed going on around the world:

THE PRINCIPAL GAME PLAYERS:
� Duby has been seen overturning cars and lighting them on fire. More on him at the end of this post
� LickaU has started dancing faster than his avatar igniting his shoes and throwing them at the police. He is last seen in the back of a police car�
� G-Mann was so upset he put way too much lighter fluid in his BBQ kettle and it was last seen orbiting the earth
� Both call_me_al & Finny have gone into deep despair and slipped into a catatonic state and awaiting their own brain surgery from �B�
� Suggs wants to do an autopsy on an alive un-anesthetized "B"
� gdiddy quickly assembled his band, cranked up the amplifiers and broke every window in the greater Phoenix area
� Amicu, the sleeper comedian, is still sleeping somewhere and has no idea wtf is going on,
� ozzieboy4u was last seen shearing all his sheep in his Frocking Frock Down Under and is reverting to an aboriginal man
� Alberich is distraught because he only has one Angel left to play with now
� L247 had finally saved up enough money but didn�t have a chance to tip Pearla
� cheshire cat has permanently lost his smile
� Seaniboy is writing angry poems about �B�

THE PRINCIPAL �HAVE YOU HEARD� CONTRIBUTORS:

� hfactor was seen running from the Dallas Cheerleaders shower room in a rage
� YOURNENE is desperately trying to get "B"'s phone number to try and take Pearla's place on the jet,
� Bigdaddycool - if he gets his hands on "B", is going to escort him to Dante's Hell
� tremno999 is so upset that he refuses to leave the bat cave,
� Pammiegirl or whatever the fuck her name OWTFHN is today was found loading her dildo cannon to fire at "B" only to get his attention though
� GalloDelCielo, cornered by Pammiegirl OWTFHN 's has to confront the "B" phenomenon,
� jimmyzzz is so upset that he's going to release the Michael Jackson moon-walk impersonators to dance on �B�s head.

Poor Duby is shattered. Here's the worst part - as part of this television series contract, Duby has to play the Vanna White role to �B� during the show and has to escort Pearla to each lucky person to deliver each kiss. Arrrgh! :mad

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Created by: dubyabee

10/12/09 @ 11:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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**1ST PLACE FOR BIG PEARLA�S GAME POST � A ROCKETING SUCCESS** :bulb

CONGRATULATIONS PEARLA!!!!!!! :drinkup

On August 26th, you launched your new game and here we are almost seven weeks (48 days) later and Big Pearla�s Game now leads 2,102 posts in the number of replies.

Some progress history (Taken from THIS POST):

** Duby quote (Posted 9/3, 11:34am) �The game thread now has more than 700 replies (in 8 days!) which puts it in the top ten most active Forum Posts. Woohoo bb!� **

**Call_me_al quote (Posted 9/3, 3:07pm): �Some of you may not have heard of Pearla�s Kissing Game. If you have not participated, you are really missing out.

If you are interested in playing, go to Straight Fantasies tab and pull up Big Pearla�s Game. If you are lucky, you will win a kiss. If your luck takes you further, very sexy and might I add, hard core Pearla pictures will be e-mailed to you from Pearla herself. Believe me, it is worth it. :thumbsup

Just as another note. A kiss from Pearla in open chat is something to behold. She is amazingly sensual and will leave your mouth agape. **

** Duby quote (Posted 9/21, 2:15pm) �KISSES ARE BETTER THAN WORDS
So fellow players, I want to take a moment to praise Perla our Kiss Mistress for her brilliance. In just 26 days since she started this thread, this Forum Thread has rocketed to the fourth highest number of replies out of 1,878 threads! This is awesome Pearla!

There are only three word games ahead of this thread and P's closing in on third place.

So my muse - you have created a Flirt4Free classic!

So back to the main point - kisses are definitely stronger than words **

**Duby quote (Posted 10/3, 9:10pm) � WELCOME BACK PEARLA

Day 2 of Pearla's return and from what I've seen in open and private - she has come roaring back after almost a two week absence.

I'd like to stop for a minute and do a status check on the Big Pearla's Game Thread. has created a rocket with this game - in 38 days from its inception, this post is in 3rd place for number of posts and 11th place for number of views out of 1,999 total posts. **

Wow Pearla - congratulations! You are my muse and many other thingsto me!!! :drinkup

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Created by: dubyabee

10/13/09 @ 10:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I don't subscribe to conspiracy theories, but isn't it strangely coincidental that shortly after "B" discovered :angel

PEARLA

and after his post appears that :angel

PEARLA's

response was "REMOVED BY ADMINISTRATOR"???

We need to send out investigative reporters Mona Loud and Hugh Jardon of the Two Dot Gazette to check if "B" has an ownership stake in F4F :evil

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Created by: dubyabee

10/13/09 @ 11:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I don't subscribe to conspiracy theories, but isn't it strangely coincidental that shortly after "B" discovered :angel

PEARLA

and after his post appears that :angel

PEARLA's

response was "REMOVED BY ADMINISTRATOR"???

I didn't realize that my post above was Number 1984 for me :bulb

- how Orwellian is that? :orglaugh

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10/13/09 @ 5:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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***********WRITTEN FAR BENEATH AN UNKNOWN LOCATION***********

Writing this from hidden Blackberry. I hope I penetrate these thick, cold walls.

Pearla, what have you done?? I am thinking the Administrator may be the one who holds me. It appears as you are irritating many these past few days.

Before reading on, consider the song "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.

Now, read on, sing if you wish.

Censor Queen

You can post, you can write
Express your sexual life
Quick read that post, before it�s cleaned
Write on! The Censor Queen

Forum�s ripe and the signs are go
Hard core thoughts begin to flow
Where they craft the right mood, you are on your game
You post, await your fame

Innuendos that you will know
Writing�s hot and your juices flow
With a hint of sultry words, the heat�s turned up
You're in the mood for a post
You tend to push the envelope

You are The Censor Queen
Stunning, sweet, and a bit naughty
Censor Queen, gets the whip
Administrator�s much too quick

You can post, you can write
Express your sexual life
Quick read that post, before it�s cleaned
Write on! The Censor Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a post
You tend to push the envelope

You are The Censor Queen
Stunning, sweet, and a bit naughty
Censor Queen, gets the whip
Administrator�s much too quick

You can post, you can write
Express your sexual life
Quick read that post, before it�s cleaned
Write on! The Censor Queen
Post on! The Censor Queen

You are still my angel.
:angel

Please do what you must Pearla. I am very fearful for what may happen to you, and myself for that matter.

I must go, I hear footsteps........

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Created by: dubyabee

10/13/09 @ 6:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Al,

This is a CLASSIC!!! :bowdown

Amazing wordsmithing al, this is very very clever and you may have a skill that "B" can never attain. But we never know these things because "B" is revealing himself daily :orglaugh

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Created by: dubyabee

10/14/09 @ 9:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Welcome dubyabee to Flirt4Free
and the forums :thumbsup

I don't know Pearla - but I will take time to visit her , I think ALL models should have a topic here on the Forum :drinkup

Best topics are where Model and members interact :twocents

LickaU - This was your first response to this thread which I started so that we all can sing the praises of Pearla. Now (10 - 12 weeks later) that you have visited her public and private rooms and become a master kiss and special prize winner, I'd like to hear what you think is so special about :angel

Pearla

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10/14/09 @ 9:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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dubyabee I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Pearla, but she sounds lovely. I will have to try and visit when I see her on. It really is great that she inspired you to post this for her.
Btw, welcome to the forums dubyabee :thumbsup

Teddy - what is true for Bart is true for you. Would you share your thoughts on our Kiss Mistress?

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Created by: lickau

10/14/09 @ 11:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Pearla

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1 word - Unique

Her eyes talk without her lips moving [More information]
Lady in red would fit her room truely :twocents

I love models in clothes [secret]
I have seen Pearla in BOTH her red and black dress :angel

Pearla was the FIRST model B took interest in :mad

I hope Pearla remembers all us regular guys - I know she was on B's yatch for a short holiday before flown by B's private jet [yes B is a pilot]

Viva Pearla :guitar

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Created by: dubyabee

10/14/09 @ 1:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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1 word - Unique

Her eyes talk without her lips moving [More information]
Lady in red would fit her room truely :twocents

I love models in clothes [secret]
I have seen Pearla in BOTH her red and black dress :angel

Pearla was the FIRST model B took interest in :mad

I hope Pearla remembers all us regular guys - I know she was on B's yatch for a short holiday before flown by B's private jet [yes B is a pilot]

Viva Pearla :guitar

Bart!

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Created by: dubyabee

10/14/09 @ 1:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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1 word - Unique

Her eyes talk without her lips moving [More information]
Lady in red would fit her room truely :twocents

I love models in clothes [secret]
I have seen Pearla in BOTH her red and black dress :angel

Pearla was the FIRST model B took interest in :mad

I hope Pearla remembers all us regular guys - I know she was on B's yatch for a short holiday before flown by B's private jet [yes B is a pilot]

Viva Pearla :guitar

Bart, By the way I too love :angel

Pearla

in BOTH the red and black dresses and I share your taste about models in clothes. :thumbsup

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10/20/09 @ 5:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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OMG Al !!!! I love "Censor Quinn" !!!!

:bowdown

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