6/13/11 @ 2:17pm
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6/13/11 @ 2:21pm
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Dudley i laughed my ass off so much when i read this one that i tought i was going to die!!..lol..and i even forgot to reply!..lol..but how the hell did you know i went to south america?...i hate this!.. oh damn i indeed met some sinister characters over there but i tought i wouldnt need them afterall!...
LOL grrr *major angst* Jerkin is back (smiles) Quote
LOL grrr *major angst* Jerkin is back (smiles)
You said it..*Arnold's voice*...''Ill be back''........ ...making the mad face anyway since its the ''anger'' thread..uhh? Quote
6/13/11 @ 4:36pm
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What sort of Orstraylian are you Kertus?
Your nominated Vegemite in the disusting thread??
If it's so digusting how come they sold more than a billion jars of it???
Mate,matey... Maaaate...read on mate! I hate it when fellas don't read the hole story...says spread on a kispycreme .. see theres nothin' wrong with my Oztralionizim, promise there's not...promise,truly maaaaate! Caught me a lil fishy!!
We are happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea,
Our mummy says we're growing stronger every single week,
Because we love our Vegemite,
We all adore our Vegemite,
It puts a rose in every cheek!
6/13/11 @ 8:52pm
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my loverly Amanda, *weeps openly* we were cojoined twins.. and seperated at the age of 3.. and sadly.. she got the beauty.. *blubber* and the talant *mutter* and.. the voice.. leaving me.. one legged, one armed, and ... quite.. angry.. *booo booooo boooohooooo* Quote
6/13/11 @ 9:06pm
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my loverly Amanda, *weeps openly* we were cojoined twins.. and seperated at the age of 3.. and sadly.. she got the beauty.. *blubber* and the talant *mutter* and.. the voice.. leaving me.. one legged, one armed, and ... quite.. angry.. *booo booooo boooohooooo*
*conjoined
*separated
... and with only half a brain
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6/13/11 @ 9:51pm
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*conjoined
*separated
... and with only half a brain
LOLOL.. "Is this the brain Igor?" "Yessshhhhhh mashtahhhhhh yesssshhhhhhhh" just hates how this works sometimes, the missing parts, the extras, the empty spaces around me, the jagged nail, the split ends, the small creases the part that seem to have appeared from nowhere and wants to go someplace else, as soon as possible, longing for what sometimes seemed to be almost in reach ARRRGGGGHHHHH angry Quote
6/14/11 @ 12:02am
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6/14/11 @ 12:19am
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6/14/11 @ 12:37am
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anger...anger...ok i'm angry at the sheer randomness of this post...was it the start of a joke that had no punch line...are they one in the same....my world needs order...not chaos...thanks paper for bringing sheer random chaos into my world... or were you talking about bete see i brought order to my own world screw everybody Quote
6/14/11 @ 12:54am
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Mate,matey... Maaaate...read on mate! I hate it when fellas don't read the hole story...says spread on a kispycreme .. see theres nothin' wrong with my Oztralionizim, promise there's not...promise,truly maaaaate! Caught me a lil fishy!!t???
ok ok, but ya did post "VEGEMITE!" in Post #6, and ya didn't post "on a Krisspycreme.." until Post #7, right? Do I hafta read every fuggin post in the fuggin thread ta see if ya finished? Don'tcha know how to use the fuggin EDIT button? Quote
6/14/11 @ 1:11am
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ok ok, but ya did post "VEGEMITE!" in Post #6, and ya didn't post "on a Krisspycreme.." until Post #7, right? Do I hafta read every fuggin post in the fuggin thread ta see if ya finished? Don'tcha know how to use the fuggin EDIT button?
..did it specially ta catch sum unweary mutt ... neva thought it would be u!! Quote
6/14/11 @ 5:10am
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That sounds like a start of a real freaky joke !
" A vegemite, a krisspykreme an uh unweary mutt walk inta a bar, th bartender, rubbin on a glass wif a tangy rag, looks up and says "fug, is this another thread on f4f?""
OH fouk, it's supposed to be a bimbo, a troll and a mad elf.. hmmmm okay
" Amanda walks into a bar..." Quote
6/14/11 @ 5:35am
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6/14/11 @ 6:16am
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