This line is from a movie but wonder if anyone here would like to try it out -
You look fat. I mean it well, dear. I mean, look at elephants! They are fat but they are beautiful right?

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"you have good birthin' hips"



Haha maybe not a good idea, also If you are in her room a lot don't say 1000 credits is yours if you make me hard...then when the model ignores that obvious bs get mad and tell the model 'Well you ugly anyways I would never spend money on you...Well I mean you can say that but Its a great way to get kicked out javascript:insertEmoticon('');

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you look tired





yeah I agree Quote

open bobs!



Lol yeah love that one let me tell ya!! Quote

Interesting conversation I happend to come across earlier today -

User1: how old are you?
Model: 26
User1: i am 23
Model: ok
User1: are you a virgin?
Model: no
User1: how many men you married?
Model: (silence)
User1: how many men you fucked?
Model: (silence)
User2: hey dear when is Easter for you?
Model: 12
User1: you fucked 12 men?
Model: what the shit is wrong with you? wanna get blocked?

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Someone just asked a model the age of her butt -D Quote

This got an instant BAN.

brazzersworker: Hi did you want a job sucking cock for a living? My job is picking up amatures wanting sex on a daily basis interested especially if you earn 16 Million on a year 1 contracted deal??? Quote

how about anything that starts or ends with "BB"

and "are you pregnant?"

I've been told I should avoid blonde jokes when the model is blonde, but I personally think that the right market

never ask "are you on period?"

never say their hair looks like a squid

and above all.... never miss-use the "L" word, there is no love in this place

more to come.......



Hey there. i am a blonde, i love to even say blonde jokes about myself so i don;t think that blonde jokes are offenssive as long as the model knows to play the game and make it a fun one.
As of the shouldn't post lines exept the requests in spam and the BB some of the weird or even offenssive ones can be turned in really cool improv stand up comedy for the room.
The goal of a model is to entertain, no matter if is sexual or just pure fun. Most of the lines posted not only in this thread can actually be awesome material for a fun room.
Then again, that is just my opinion.

PS:
Example

open bobs!


Yeah, sure, wait a sec, i ned to bring out my axe ;)

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Hey there. i am a blonde, i love to even say blonde jokes about myself so i don;t think that blonde jokes are offenssive as long as the model knows to play the game and make it a fun one.
As of the shouldn't post lines exept the requests in spam and the BB some of the weird or even offenssive ones can be turned in really cool improv stand up comedy for the room.
The goal of a model is to entertain, no matter if is sexual or just pure fun. Most of the lines posted not only in this thread can actually be awesome material for a fun room.
Then again, that is just my opinion.

PS:
Example

open bobs!

Yeah, sure, wait a sec, i ned to bring out my axe ;)


You are one cool BB

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Yeah, sure, wait a sec, i ned to bring out my axe ;)


You are one cool BB

hehe


Thank you so much BB, i make it a force of habbit to keep my head in the freezer, to keep it cool just for ya'll

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ohhhwww mahhhhh gawhhhhhddd

BB to BB even

{{{{{shudder}}}}}

lingua franca for the lame trade i suppose ...


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Some of the conversations today..

how many guys have cum on your face?

I have seen you online multiple times but did not enter ur room, I usually have my fixed girls that I chat with

I am searching for someone with whom I could have a nice conversation with

Do you like Indians dick yes/no

Give me ur address I want to come..and close that door with DND label

lets talk, don't worry we are not terrorist im an well educated mba

Model: I am off now you guys completely spoiled my mood..I'll be back later, you know where to find me
User: where can i find you? in the strip club near my house?

are you a cock sucker? do you love the dick? Just say you're a whore

were you popular in high school?

drop any1 cloth here bra or panty

hey can you read my msg. plz rply me
hey can you read my msg. plz rply me beautiful girle
hey can you read my msg. plz rply me beautiful girle..i just wanna make sure i am online Quote

Some of the conversations today..

how many guys have cum on your face?

I have seen you online multiple times but did not enter ur room, I usually have my fixed girls that I chat with

I am searching for someone with whom I could have a nice conversation with

Do you like Indians dick yes/no

Give me ur address I want to come..and close that door with DND label

lets talk, don't worry we are not terrorist im an well educated mba

Model: I am off now you guys completely spoiled my mood..I'll be back later, you know where to find me
User: where can i find you? in the strip club near my house?

are you a cock sucker? do you love the dick? Just say you're a whore

were you popular in high school?

drop any1 cloth here bra or panty

hey can you read my msg. plz rply me
hey can you read my msg. plz rply me beautiful girle
hey can you read my msg. plz rply me beautiful girle..i just wanna make sure i am online


OMG I so missed that lol
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One member asked a model if she was ugly! and he never even gave a hint that he was kidding.

The model from Romania said maybe and laughed it off. I was floored! But it was kinda expected as I've had some chats & shows with this lady and she's always been very sweet. I find Romanian models here usually very friendly & diplomatic to a fault ;) I also hear they are queens of camming so maybe the size of a douchebag in their room don't matter Quote

Don't generalize a group. Otherwise they'll shut down. Don't even say "You're emotional". Quote

This model surely deserves a medal for valor Hope the Capslocker didn't make windfall in other chatrooms today

CRISTAL, DOM PERIGNON
SPADES
CAIN FIVE, CHATEAU NUF DU PAPE
WITH SORBET
ON A WARM SUMMER NIGHT
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
HOW MUCH WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY FOR THE DAY
BYE MISS
ARE YOU EVEN WRITING ANYTHING
I SEE NOTHING

Member2: you are a weirdo and she's ignoring you, simple

MEMBER2
I WILL POUND YOUR FACE SO HARD
YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT WE ARE NOT NEAR EACH OTHER

Member2: go back to your homeworks kiid..

I WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND YOUR MOM
DAY AFTER MOTHERS DAY
FUCKEN ASSHOLW
ASSHOLE
BITCH

Member2: i wont waste my time typing to a 12 yo chiild
Member2: bb

M***** CUCKER
FUCKERF
FUCKER
HAHA
SORRY ABOUT THAT
FUCK HIM
PUSSY
SAME OLD STORY WITH HIM TOO
MEMBER2 NICE TITS , SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY UUUGHGH

ILL LEAVE NOW HAHA
HOPE YOU HAD FUN
MISS I BID ADDOO
ILL BE BACK ONE DAY
WHAT IF I CAN'T LEAVE
CAN I STEAL YOU
I PROMISE ENDLESS ADVENTURE
IM NOT UNATTRACTIVE MISS I PROMISE
NOR AM I LOOKING FOR A WIFE
ADVENTURE WITH YOUR BEAUTY
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF MY INFORMATION
YOU WOULD SEE
SPAIN
ITALY
MOSCOW
TOKYO
FIJI
HAWAII
SEATTLE
OH WAIT
NOT SEATTLE
LOL
I WANT YOUR BEAUTY
TO KISS
AND CHERISH
EVERY MINUTE I CAN
DON'T WASTE IT
NOT WITH THEM
I SEE SO MUCH MORE
TIMING
TIMING
TIMING'
LAS VEGAS
HOW ABOUT WE MEET THERE
NEXT WEEK
BELLAGIO
YOU CAN BRING A MALE FRIEND
IF YOU MUST
I AM VERY PATIENT
CONFIDENT
THAT YOU WILL LIKE ME BETTER
NOT BECAUSE OF MONEY OR DASHING LOOKS
BECAUSE I AM FAR TOO CLEVER TO LOSE
AND FEARLESS
ARE YOU
DON'T WASTE ANYMORE TIME
EVERYTHING AFTER MY MESSAGES WILL FEEL NUMB
YOU WON'T WANT THIS
I ASSURE YOU
MAKE A DECISION
TIMING
TIMING
BE DONE WITH THIS
NEW CHAPTER
NEW NOVEL
A BEST SELLER
I AM ONLY SO ROMANTIC FOR SO LONG
IT CAN BECOME VERY ANNOYING IF I WAS ALWAYS THIS WAY
THE REST OF THE TIME I CAN BE MANY THINGS
CUNNING
SLY
COURAGEOUS
DARING
FUNNY
SILLY
WELL HERE AND THERE
SILLY IS NOT REALLY IN MY FORTAY
SMOOTH
I AM NOT THE BEST LOOKING MAN
i HAVE ALL MY BODY PARTS
NOTHING OUT OF PLACE
NOT OVERWEIGHT
NOT UNDER
NO SCARS
NOT MOLES OR BIRTH MARKS
JUST AN AVERAGE LOOKING MAN
BUT
YOU WILL FALL UNDER MY SPELL
THAT I CAN ASSURE
SURELY YOU CANT DENY MY PRESENCE IS LARGE EVEN JUST HERE
I MUST BE MILES AWAY FROM YOU
THOUSANDS MAYBE
BUT I AM CLOSE TO YOU
SO CLOSE
ALMOST INSIDE OF YOU AS I AM HAUNTING YOUR THOUGHTS
TELL ME TO LEAVE FOREVER
TELL ME YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
TELL ME YOUR HEART ISN'T RACING
THAT YOU WOULD RUN OUT OF THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW
IF REALITY WASN'T SO JUDGEMENTAL
FUCK REALITY
IT IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT
I HAPPEN TO ENJOY THE DIMENSION THAT YOU DO WHAT YOU WERE MADE TO DO
AND WALK OVER THOSE THAT SIT AND WAIT FOR LIFE TO HAPPEN
THEY ARE WASTING THEIR LIFE
YOU MAY BE WASTING YOURS
THAT I DON'T KNOW
BUT I SENSE IT
I DON'T KNOW YOU
WHY DO I PURSUE THIS INFATUATION
I LIKE THE CHALLENG
AND YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I CAN REMEBER SEEING
SO THERE
I WANT YOU
I EARN EVERYTHING I WANT
EVENTUALLY
SO WHY WASTE TIME
CHIILDREN
HUSBAND?
AND JUST LIKE THAT
I AM GOING TO WALK AWAY FOREVER
PLEASANTRIES
I HOPE THE BEST FOR YOU
I WAS MISTAKEN Quote

that's a lovely imaginary diatribe matdron ... you should see if Dudley wants to buy it for one of his bits.

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Unfortunately(or fortunately for the forums), that was a real conversation in one of the chatrooms hours ago. Only his name(capslocker) is imaginary, but I like how it sounds..maybe I'll be matrdon1 in day and capslocker at night

The model(bless her soul!) didn't say a word and had her sexy smile on all the time. I think the capslocker only left coz he finally realised he was invisible to her Quote

are you a transgender?

do you sell drugs?

do you smoke weed

Model: I do not do free shows
User: I'm not askin for that am I, I wanna see tht pussy squirt an those tits bounce

You are very very good chest. Apen your chest please

Model: in pvt
User: plz
Model: no
User: why?
Model: no in free
User: I will cum, plz!

User: do you like to be licked from the back?
Model: I answer stupid questions for 10 credits Quote

User: do you like to be licked from the back?
Model: I answer stupid questions for 10 credits


That's brilliant, I need to start using that.

Can I second the "You look bored" thing? I get that a lot and I really try not to look bored, but my idle facial expression apparently looks that way. I guess I suffer from resting b- face? Even my husband says I look bored all the time. Go figure.

Another one to add to the list:

Model: I don't give out my location
User: Im not askin u to, where u from? Quote