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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

1/28/12 @ 9:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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Haha! I've squirted one time when a woman ate me out and fingered me at the same time, it was A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!

yes *sigh* that IS the best way of all

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Created by: Autumn Nights

1/28/12 @ 10:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Haha! I've squirted one time when a woman ate me out and fingered me at the same time, it was A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!

I bet it was amazing! It was amazing for me as well!

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Created by: arwen9

1/28/12 @ 11:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Land of the Phanatic
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I find it entertaining that a lot of the performers have taken to poking fun at this...

Those of you that actually do it... bravo... we all enjoy it.

The fact of the matter is that I have been in chats where I can literally see the girl watching someone else in the room as they line up and spray water at their pussy that just so happens to be at the very bottom of the screen so all you can really see is water splashing up.

Go ahead and doubt me and poke fun at this comment all you want... but I can show you video proof of it if you want to see the evidence. Ive been booted instantaneously for questioning a model on it before, which to me is an admission of guilt.

If anything, you REAL squirters should be on my side and try to protect the integrity of your talent (ok, now I have to admit I cant say that one with a straight face)

In the end, im going to vote with my wallet and just avoid using those models in the future. I just wish that I could actually get a negative review approved so that other people may not have the same experience.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

1/28/12 @ 12:08pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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oh arwin... *holds the hoop in the air* *points* take a flying one will ya?

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Created by: arwen9

1/28/12 @ 12:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Land of the Phanatic
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seriously what is your deal? where do you get off attacking me like you are the god of the flirt 4 free forum?

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Created by: amicu

1/28/12 @ 6:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
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Hmmm - 1 other way of producing a false squirt needs nothing more complex than an old empty toothpaste tube filled with water. Just at the right time slide it in from 1 side under 1 of your arse cheeks and shifting weight onto it will cause a desired effect ( advantage is that toothpaste tubes come in a variety of sizes so cater for all demands) :orglaugh

hmm name for the false squirt - err umm how abouut the SQUALSE !!

Might I stress that this should be an 'EMPTY' toothpaste tube? We're very gullible, or at least I am anyway, but I may have some suspicions about a climax in which she shoots a tri-colored dollop of Aquafresh at me that leaves me surprisingly minty fresh and receiving fantastic reviews from my next check-up. Then again, girls ARE made of sugarfree spice and all things nice..

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/28/12 @ 6:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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To show squirting mastery:

Blind Draw: put on blindfold. admit four to room. allow them time to position themselves. squirt into each mouth on consecutive jets, in clockwise order.

Still Alive: by use of the double squirting technique fill as many crystal glasses to the required depth as you need to do the famous Portal song - Still Alive. the double squirt is to keep the bass part going continuously while you execute the melody. do it well and you will be given cake. but your love of doing Science should be enough.

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Created by: Dakota Bliss

1/28/12 @ 8:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Still Alive: by use of the double squirting technique fill as many crystal glasses to the required depth as you need to do the famous Portal song - Still Alive. the double squirt is to keep the bass part going continuously while you execute the melody. do it well and you will be given cake. but your love of doing Science should be enough.

The cake is a lie!

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

1/28/12 @ 9:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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*gnashes teeth* *carefully filed* *attacks cake* *smiles at lies*

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Created by: Chelsey Eden

1/28/12 @ 11:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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MODELS!!!!!

it's ok if you don't squirt.... it really is.... i've noticed that guys like when we enjoy ourselves and CUM!! sure a squirt makes it obvious, but so do our breathless moans and scrinched up faces.... a real orgasm is unmistakable.

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Created by: Leianna Dark

1/29/12 @ 12:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I have to add to this topic, I AM a squirter I squirt ALL.THE.TIME in my personal life. However masturbating I've only ever made myself do it one time. I'd never fake it when I am asked if I am I say yes but not by myself and it is what it is. I WISH I could capture me squirting on a VOD or video even but when I do it's just so hard and deep I think it could be hard to capture even if I could do it by myself. So models that do it legitimately hats off to you and hands up this is a dildo robbery hahahahaha

Xoxo
Leianna

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Created by: suggs

1/29/12 @ 4:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The cake is a lie!

Well after reading the ingredients of "The Cake" I am G:aD it's a Lie.

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to k!ll someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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Created by: Loona

1/29/12 @ 8:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/29/12 @ 1:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The cake is a lie!

May you never become so disillusioned that you don't jump for the pony farm!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/29/12 @ 1:47pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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Well after reading the ingredients of "The Cake" I am G:aD it's a Lie.

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to k!ll someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

lol

Well at least you didn't try to stick any fucking lemons in it! Just their goddammed juice!

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Created by: suggs

1/29/12 @ 2:08pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
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lol

Well at least you didn't try to stick any fucking lemons in it! Just their goddammed juice!

Well all the lemons are combustable

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Created by: _goofy_

4/14/16 @ 6:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Well all the lemons are combustable

Whaaaat?? No peanut butter???

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Created by: derek99

4/17/16 @ 2:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 74,098

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As it has been said, and mentioned, don't need, and have to squirt as cumming can come at the point to squirt. Usually, there are a lot of squirters, who don't fake doing it.

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