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Female Performer Chat: hay there
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/21/18 @ 9:18am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Shall I compare thee to summer hay?
Cut down in prime by farmer to lay...
Lay in fields lush and green...
Yet mainly by milk cows to be seen...
Journeying may be through seven Danteian acid hells...
Whilst faintly may be heard tinny bells.

Neigh rather may your fate be
To fill horsie's belly with glee
Only one gut hath he
And a proclivity
To canter about
Spreading you in dungy spouts.

You were born naked and bawling
and now in green fields you are sprawling.
Safe from worm and cold damp decay
with merry fly and beetle to carry you away.
Dispersing at leisurely pace
and not rushing up chimney of fireplace.

It is how I prefer to remember thee
Instead of slagged out in pool of pee.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/21/18 @ 9:34am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Hay dude, don't make more sod
Take a sad grass and make it better
Remember... to let hay into your heart
Then you can start... to make it better
Hey dude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and make hay
The minute you let hay under your nails
Then your rails make it better
And anytime you feel the pain, hey dude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Hey dude, don't let me down
You have found hay, now go and get her
Remember to let hay into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/21/18 @ 9:45am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Created by: kertzum

8/21/18 @ 10:37pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Oz
Posts: 151

such talent ... Duds I hope u r spilling this on other platforms!
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

8/23/18 @ 4:48pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

Yes, Dudley should write for Hallmark.

"It is how I prefer to remember thee
Instead of slagged out in pool of pee."

Beautiful.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/24/18 @ 1:39am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/24/18 @ 2:04am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

such talent ... Duds I hope u r spilling this on other platforms!


I promise to be a Hale Harry Hay Baler!


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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/24/18 @ 2:06am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Yes, Dudley should write for Hallmark.

"It is how I prefer to remember thee
Instead of slagged out in pool of pee."

Beautiful.


My cards have sound chips and holograms and scratch n sniff!

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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/25/18 @ 3:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


All threads are related... frog hay dissonance...

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Created by: kertzum

8/31/18 @ 1:26am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Oz
Posts: 151


All threads are related... frog hay dissonance...




its been a pleasure ... cya Duds
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/1/18 @ 10:57am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267



its been a pleasure ... cya Duds




I'd will ya some stuff but all that remains is a smoking, gaping hole...

Kinda meteoric in a dinosaurish way.




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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/1/18 @ 11:07am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267


Eeeeeee yep!

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