Yeah we rule. Our slaves meekly cower before us hoping for a fleck of our ejaculate. A whiff of our heady sex pheromones.

We may seem distant but our senses have been honed over the years of our dominance to sharp, oh so very sharp, curve surfing edge.

Now it is time to take a break from our ravaging and glory in our splendor.
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Emoticon Leader gets it.

And has decided to give us a victory arch.



See how the sperm columns bend under the pull of our mother earth! Hear the victory march as we march! Played by Leader's all electric guitar band!



See the fawning masses grovel as we pass with our pantheon bestowed gifts swinging!


And things are only beginning! Quote

This is such a rare display that the very devil himself has gotten into the swing of things. And has granted a temporary reprieve to Don Juan himself! To rise up out of the flames to which he was banished for eternity and to cater our event.



No special pleading Don. You have made your bed in the coals and must sleep in them. But let's see what you have prepared!



Nice! A squad of heavenly angels with little bunny tails on their bikini bottoms! You've still got it Don!



Oh but you still haven't figured out how to lose the mad hubbies and boy friends. tch tch!

What else do you have for us?



Yes I remember well you had a great taste for the best of drinks. I hope you are allowed to drink with us. You must have such a thirst!

And don't worry. No possessed statues around here. It is all minimalist at the moment until one of our decorators gets going.

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We do not want for Don Juan to carry the thread away. But dues must be paid to all masterwerks and all grand schemes.

His man Leporello managed to avoid his master's fate. To warn those he could. Though poorly clothed and poorly fed he broke out of his servitude and slunk away into the sunset. Leaving us this gem:

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I know it is all quite confusing. Forget. This is just a place to relax and have some fun. Colors whirl. Sensations swirl. There is nothing to keep track of here.

Who needs a destination? This is not an operating table.

Just lay back and close your weary eyes. Feel the heaving of your bosum as you drift off. That's a nice full feeling, am I right? And the feel of your warm, comfy and kind of titillated nipples is nice on the cloth of your bra. You chose that partly for the feel of it. How it pushes them up a little right? Your belly is so warm... is rising and falling in that lovely gentle rhythm. The vanity of all creation is forgotten in the wonderful corner of reality that is you. Everything slows down and takes just the right weight, the right priority.

The flick of the tip of a tongue just so.... and where? These are the thoughts to contemplate. Giving them all the time they need to percolate.

Shush noisy world. Overseriousness. Oversilliness. Overmeticularyness. Don't want to overdo anything here... now.



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Shhhhhhhh talk quietly. Guests in the guest room you know

Look I know why you are here. You see a party going on and think: where do I sign up? But I am here to set you straight.

It may look effortless but that is only after years of hard work. It is not for everyone. For example, here it is late afternoon on a Sunday and there are some competing sports events. To really have the eye you have to pass some by. I'd say that you have to actually love this more than that. There are a lot of odd things you have to have an unusual like for.

There has been some great raw talent done in by pillow love for example. Who just can't overcome their concern for all the leaning on those poor guys. You tell them "yeah but it is really lovely knockers pressing down on them" but they just can't deal with the psychological effect. Or they want extra compensation for all those cushions left alone in the field of view during long breaks. Yeah, I can spot those weaknesses a mile a way now.

Some of it is timing. There were some potential greats who had similar weaknesses regarding opening and closing curtains. They couldn't deal with them. Started obsessing. Speculating openly in free chat. Well they might have been right as rain if they had started their careers now.

You try to stress the advantages of the current system. You try to accentuate the positives. But whether it is worries about economic resource flow, lack of knee pads on bony knees, or what have you... the human mind, often the source of great advances can also be the source of hobbling road blocks to big dreams. Few understand the importance of the right mind set. Mental discipline just as rigid as all the various physical demands.

Look, there are many roads to happiness. Many worthwhile life plans. Choose a road that is right for you. Celebrate other people's success. Have some faith in economies to veer into the comfort zone and technologies to evolve. The problems you are obsessing about might be solved before they arrive. You can focus on the real problems of the day.

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A perk of your newfound status is that you are now entitled to add a "the blank" after your name. Where blank traditionally is some adjective that you feel describes the nature of your exceptionalness just right.

Here you will find your friends worthless. As they will easily spend an entire afternoon fucking with all the wrong adjectives and try like the devil to make one stick. Forever stealing one of your perks and soiling your noble name for all time.

Similarly your girlfriend. Though her problem will be one of loving wusiness. Trying to get you to adopt some cutsie bullshit that is suited for her giggling glee before hugsies and naptime.

No... now is the time for you to strike decisively and from your castle of solitude. Now is the time for force and guile. You must act fast and ruthlessly to get the right moniker!

Make sure to avoid ones that are easily converted into jokes or that will forever be your name destiny! At this time you may come perilously close to slaying your friends as you see them make yet another devious ploy for your perpetual nameshame. But go for it! Sky's the limit! No time for false modesty!

You will find that historians will be compelled to use this if you get the rabble to repeat it enough times. Pussies that they are. Mark your reign with a glorious title!

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I woke up this morning... full of vinegar...
intending to return after work to end the thread in a blaze of fire with a rant by the love vulture himself in all caps...
But then...
Driving home in the cold rain...
I was softened by love...
And instead end it gently like a feather falling on a mattress...
By saying...
Gentle reader.... what need have ye for mastery of this kind?
I know ye crave merely the warm embrace of a kindred spirit...
That your poor droughty soul merely needs the warm summer rain of affection.
Your poor bl00dshot sleep deprived eyes crave a pillow and a soothing hand that and soft words saying "you have done enough, gained enough, now rest"
I am no mariner with the remains of an albatross necklace around his neck...
I haven't even walked a mile for a camel...
but I know, yes I know, the human condition.
Strike for it then with my blessing! I love blessings more than toasts!


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